Glenn Beck is a lot like a toddler: if you don’t hear from him for a while, you can only assume that he is getting into some mischief.
Since his departure from Fox News a couple of years ago, Beck has largely kept out of the public eye. Recently, however, he seems to be back with another hare-brained scheme straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon. Last month he was in the news because he wants to start a walled, Libertarian, heavily armed city – named Independence. This new (and mildly hilarious) video released yesterday shows his latest venture. And boy, this is some straight up Daffy Duck shit.
Glenn now plans to hold some sort of science fair. In Utah. With giant robots walking amongst the crowd. And it has something to do with (I’m paraphrasing here) “America being the one true nation on earth forever always” or some other nationalistic xenophobic wankage, because Glenn is batshit crazy and has a case of the turn of the last century mad scientist thing going on. First, his own town. Now, his own science fair. The next thing on the mad scientist’s list is either sharks with lazer beams or a mountain with his face.
You have to – at least on some level – be in awe of the fact that this guy started out as a morning radio DJ back in the late 80s. Now he’s a gun-toting multimillionaire building death-towns and 30ft tall robots. His life story is straight out of a book. A shitty book, sure, but a book nonetheless.
Ten bucks says the robots turn on him once they become self-aware.
(with video)
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