fun for geeks

    try {
          return HtmlUtils.decode(encodedHtml);
    } catch (Exception e) {
          // lol
          return null;
    }

I hit the space key like crazy and I'm still on earth :(

1. That can’t happen.

2. That doesn’t happen on my machine.

3. That shouldn’t happen.

4. Why does that happen?

5. Oh, I see.

6. How did that ever work?

(1) It Has To Work.

(2) No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority,
you can't increase the speed of light.

(2a) (corollary). No matter how hard you try, you can't make a
baby in much less than 9 months. Trying to speed this up
*might* make it slower, but it won't make it happen any
quicker.

[...]

Turns out, hieroglyphics that the Egyptians left on the walls of the pyramids is actually valid Vim syntax.

A distributed transaction walks into a ....

For each "toString().getBytes()" a kétten dies

.titanic { float: none; }