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New kind of arcade game for kids - The Daily WTF

New kind of arcade game for kids - The Daily WTF | fun for geeks | Scoop.it

Lauri noticed this lonely computerized toy in the corner of a local grocery store's play area waiting for the kids with an own keyboards to come and set up the BIOS.

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Cheers to Apache on Commons 4! | @JakeWharton



Cheers to Apache on Commons 4!

Java 5 and generics are now supported which released in 2004.

I bet they're excited to see how LOST ends, too



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In a video game, .... | @tatthiy

In a video game, .... | @tatthiy | fun for geeks | Scoop.it

"In a video game, there'd definitely be something hidden in this wall."

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RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags

RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags | fun for geeks | Scoop.it

Question:

I need to match all of these opening tags:

<p> <a href="foo">

But not these:

<br /> <hr class="foo" />

I came up with this and wanted to make sure I've got it right. I am only capturing the a-z.

<([a-z]+) *[^/]*?>

I believe it says:

  • Find a less-than, then
  • Find (and capture) a-z one or more times, then
  • Find zero or more spaces, then
  • Find any character zero or more times, greedy, except /, then
  • Find a greater-than

Do I have that right? And more importantly, what do you think?



Answer:

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied)dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, butmore corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵is un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid pain, the song of re̸gular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL IS LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes theichor permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼OO NΘ stop the an*̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e not rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ


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Have you tried using an XML parser instead?


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Do you need a VPS with root privileges? @theatrus



Do you need a VPS with root privileges?

Find one at Github for free!

https://github.com/search?q=exec+sudo+%24_GET&type=Code


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Big Data is like.... | @iwonabb

Big Data is like.... | @iwonabb | fun for geeks | Scoop.it
Fred's comment, November 4, 2013 10:03 AM
lol
jibees's comment, November 5, 2013 4:12 AM
Excellent !
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Enter your password... | @FibreTigre



"ENTER YOUR PASSWORD"


--> penis


"PASSWORD TOO SHORT"


how do they know ?



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Screen shots of computer code

Screen shots of computer code | fun for geeks | Scoop.it
Images of the computer code appearing in TV and films and what they really are.
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Never Mix Sushi with DML - The Daily WTF

Never Mix Sushi with DML - The Daily WTF | fun for geeks | Scoop.it

Ross wrote, "My local Japanese restaurant has some pretty strict rules about working with databases while you eat."

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healthcare.gov auto suggestions | @cjoh



Devs: go http://healthcare.gov

and type a semicolon into search

& wait for autocomplete.


This isn't "great programmers and bad proj mgmt"



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Fact: 48% of IE7 usage comes from... | @iamdevloper



Fact: 48% of IE7 usage comes from developers

checking that their site works in IE7.



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CAP theorem, as applied in practice | @assaf



CAP theorem, as applied in practice:


pick any two of Cloud, Availability and tolerable Pricing.



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