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"Prediction: instead of Oracle coming out and admitting they were morons about their idiotic suit against Android, they'll come out posturing and talk about how they'll be vindicated, and pay lawyers to take it to the next level of idiocy."
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communication equipment. Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine his position or course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it in the helicopter's window. The sign said "WHERE AM I ?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window. Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determine the course to steer to SEATAC (Seattle/Tacoma) airport and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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"Nevertheless, David Boies, Oracle's attorney, has been trying to pin a great deal on the rangeCheck infringement, suggesting that copying these nine lines of code accelerated Android's time to market." This patent battle between both multi-billion worth companies on 9 lines of codes is so ridiculous!
lolcommits - Takes a snapshot with your Mac's built-in iSight/FaceTime webcam every time you git commit code, and archives a lolcat style image with it.
à 16:55:31, il était 1337007331 en timestamp unix #l33t #geek...
Rev 53571: "This is a basic implementation that works."
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