fun for geeks

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communication equipment. Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine his position or course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it in the helicopter's window. The sign said "WHERE AM I ?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it in a building window. Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determine the course to steer to SEATAC (Seattle/Tacoma) airport and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

"Your sex is as long as a tweet..."

lolcommits - Takes a snapshot with your Mac's built-in iSight/FaceTime webcam every time you git commit code, and archives a lolcat style image with it.

"Your face looks like an ACID2 test on IE6..."

"Your IQ is so low that it fits in 2 bits."

Rev 53571: "This is a basic implementation that works."
Rev 53572: "By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now.."
Rev 53573: "Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this."
Rev 53574: "Just stop reading these for a while, ok.. "
Rev 53575: "Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now."
Rev 53576: "Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30."
Rev 53577: "Ok, 5am, it works. For real.
Back when I said basic implementation? Scratch that."

"You should really have been unit tested before being born !"