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Burning spider causes apartment fire in Redding

Burning spider causes apartment fire in Redding | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
An attempt to kill a large spider with a torch lighter went awry Sunday when the burning arachnid caused a Redding apartment fire that is forcing the residents to move out.
Vloasis's insight:
Mrs. O'Leary's cow gets a proper run for its money.
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Sex tech: MysteryVibe vibrator now buzzes Christmas songs

Sex tech: MysteryVibe vibrator now buzzes Christmas songs | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Have a not so silent night? Sex tech is coming for Christmas.
Vloasis's insight:
Oh holey night.
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Scotland's beautiful woodlands under threat - from the Forestry Commission

Scotland's beautiful woodlands under threat - from the Forestry Commission | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

SCOTLAND'S beautiful wild woodlands are under threat from plans by the Forestry Commission - Scotland’s largest public landowner - to slash…
Vloasis's insight:
No one expects the Forestry Commission!
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What Being Naked On The Walking Dead Was Like, According To Norman Reedus

What Being Naked On The Walking Dead Was Like, According To Norman Reedus | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Norman Reedus describes what it's like to be in the buff while filming The Walking Dead.
Vloasis's insight:
Sure, ask Reedus
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All dolled up: making art from Barbie and sex toys – in pictures

All dolled up: making art from Barbie and sex toys – in pictures | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Sex dolls have many uses – including recreating The Last Supper and subverting the male gaze. Grace Banks’ new book showcases the artists using feminine figurines to explore politics, gender and identity
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Well, this'll take some getting used to...
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NSFW: Colorful Blooms Accentuate The Sensual Curves Of The Nude Female Form - DesignTAXI.com

NSFW: Colorful Blooms Accentuate The Sensual Curves Of The Nude Female Form - DesignTAXI.com | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Artist Alva Bernadine celebrates the curves and forms of the nude female figure by tucking them with rows of flowers to emphasize their shape.
Vloasis's insight:
Note to self: If your junk is full of flowers, close the window...bees.
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White Supremacists Have Stumbled Into a Huge Issue in Genetic Ancestry Testing

White Supremacists Have Stumbled Into a Huge Issue in Genetic Ancestry Testing | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Neo-Nazis, it turns out, dig gene tests—but they often don't like the results.
Vloasis's insight:
chalk one up for MIT
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This Woman's "Sexy" Photo Shoot In A Dinosaur Costume Will Literally Have You In Tears

This Woman's "Sexy" Photo Shoot In A Dinosaur Costume Will Literally Have You In Tears | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Nicole Stein teamed up with Josh & Kissy Photography to create the most hysterical boudoir dinosaur photo shoot for her fiancé. It turned out tyranno-sexy.
Vloasis's insight:
That is just not right.
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Goofy Girls Are A Special Kind Of Sexy (65 pics)

Goofy Girls Are A Special Kind Of Sexy (65 pics) | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Goofy girls are sexy too, just in a different way. Goofy girls are sexy too, just in a different way.
Vloasis's insight:
Humor is very important.
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Sympathy For The Donald Uncensored

Here is some sympathy for the Donald
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These guys did a great job with this music.
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Hardee’s, Carl’s Jr. End ‘Sexy’ Ads

Hardee’s, Carl’s Jr. End ‘Sexy’ Ads | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
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Sign of the times.
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26 Pictures That Prove Your Mind Is In the Gutter

26 Pictures That Prove Your Mind Is In the Gutter | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
OMG, what is that?! Get your mind out of the gutter, people! Hahaha!
Vloasis's insight:
some good ones here
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23 Cat Shaming Pictures All Cat Owners Will Understand

23 Cat Shaming Pictures All Cat Owners Will Understand | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Cats are the best...but also the worst?Cats know they aren't supposed to do most of the things they accomplish in a day, and yet somehow they don't care. Sure, I'll eat that. Sure, I'll climb the curtains even though you told me not to. Sure, I'll vomit on the new carpet. What do I care? I'M A CAT
Vloasis's insight:
Yup.
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Working Class History

Working Class History | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
On this day in 1973, Spanish fascist Prime Minister who was hand-picked as Franco's successor Luis Carrero Blanco was assassinated in Madrid
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What a way to go...
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Everyone Can’t Stop Laughing After This Grumpy Cat Crashed A Nativity Scene In NYC

Everyone Can’t Stop Laughing After This Grumpy Cat Crashed A Nativity Scene In NYC | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
New York-based photographer Brooke Goldman was dead on her feet when she saw one of the funniest sights of her life. She had just dragged herself out of bed to
Vloasis's insight:
If I fits, I sits.
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Manafort, Flynn convicted

Manafort, Flynn convicted | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
An inside source to the White House has said that he witnessed a straw poll among grand jury members who were given an overview lecture by Judge Ganreil Belforte of what to expect when they review the details presented by Special Agent Mueller.
They uniformly agreed they would convict Paul Manafort and Michael Flynn, said the source. And all but one of them said they would also convict Jared Kushner too.
This revelation comes on the heels of Friday's indictment announcement.
More news to come on thi
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Kinda jumping the shark here...
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Journalist lists all the words Ivanka Trump has used incorrectly — and it's a big list

Journalist lists all the words Ivanka Trump has used incorrectly — and it's a big list | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Award-winning news and culture, features breaking news, in-depth reporting and criticism on politics, business, entertainment and technology.
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a bit poeculiar
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Pro-Abortion Topless Feminists Attack Catholic Church With Firebombs And Poop

Pro-Abortion Topless Feminists Attack Catholic Church With Firebombs And Poop | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
On Sunday, some 40,000 pro-abortion topless feminists hit the streets of Resistencia, Argentina, to demand taxpayer-funded on-demand abortion and the legalization of prostitution in a so-called "Boob Protest."
Vloasis's insight:
"Unleash the flaming poop catapults!"
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Headless Bodies, Topless Bars and Killer Cabernet: the Ehlers Story

Headless Bodies, Topless Bars and Killer Cabernet: the Ehlers Story | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Dorothy Gaiter on Ehlers Estate and their winemaker/cinematographer Kevin Morrisey whose credits include “Headless Body in Topless Bar” and Killer Tomatoes Eat France.”
Vloasis's insight:
Now for some reason I feel like having wine and tomatoes.
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Are these the least sexy swimsuits EVER?

Are these the least sexy swimsuits EVER? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Beloved sells a range of one-piece suits for women with famous faces. Swimwear also features Steve Buscemi, Hillary Clinton, Tiger Woods, and Bernie Sanders.
Vloasis's insight:
I'm not sure which is funnier.
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The 25 Worst Cars Of All Time

The 25 Worst Cars Of All Time | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Not every car that is designed, manufactured and marketed to the public is a winner. In fact, automotive companies are as likely to roll a dud off the assembly line as a success.
Vloasis's insight:
One of them is that three-wheeled car that Mr. Bean keeps bumping-in to.
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Coupon: Select by Trump Coffee Final Clearance Sale

Coupon: Select by Trump Coffee Final Clearance Sale | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Is it good or bad that Trump coffees are now half off? We don't know, but if you dare to drink one of these exclusive brews, maybe you can tell us what it's like to imagine yourself as the head of a big and powerful monster.
Vloasis's insight:
Trump coffee on clearance, half off.
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Dad Told Her Fame Made Her an 'A--hole'

Gwyneth Paltrow's Dad Told Her Fame Made Her an 'A--hole' | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Gwyneth Paltrow revealed in 'Harper's Bazaar' that her late dad, Bruce Paltrow, told her she was becoming an 'a--hole' because of fame — read more
Vloasis's insight:
Sometimes it must be said.
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How a Portuguese-to-English Phrasebook Became a Cult Comedy Sensation

Meet 1883's most absurd language guide.
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Take the coal with the foot of the cat.
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19 True Stories of Karma Coming Back To Haunt Someone

19 True Stories of Karma Coming Back To Haunt Someone | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
I really don't have any revenge stories like these. It feels weirdly rude to admit it, but I grew up around people who were mostly nice to me, and I think
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Goes around, comes around.
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