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Feeding your worst fears - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

Feeding your worst fears - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | SYNDICATED columinst | Scoop.it
I have received some important information via a letter from Claire Nordstrum, 13, a student in Wisconsin (state motto: "Moo"). Claire states that her science teacher told the class that "it's a proven fact that on average a person eats six spiders in a year." Another science fact this teacher revealed, according to Claire, is that "wood ticks breathe through their butts."
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whattt? this is an extremely crazy story you eat spiders no way. but its catch to show how unsanitary some food places are.

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A healthy dose of pain - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

A healthy dose of pain - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | SYNDICATED columinst | Scoop.it
I started lifting weights. But not for the reason you think. You think I want to look ''cut'' and ''ripped'' and have bulging muscles like the ones on male underwear models, who for some reason are always shown posing outdoors, looking sullen, as if a group of even more muscular models stole their pants.
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i find it very interesting that weightlifting could possibly heal head pains.

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NIGHT OF THE LIVING CHOCOLATE - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

NIGHT OF THE LIVING CHOCOLATE - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | SYNDICATED columinst | Scoop.it
I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat.
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The other article was very funny. i loved how he personified chocolate because it was Halloween and made them seem worse then it actually was. 

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Non-stop shopping - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

Non-stop shopping - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | SYNDICATED columinst | Scoop.it
I can't shop with my wife. The problem is that she almost never has a clear objective. I ALWAYS have a clear objective. Without a clear objective, you're just wandering randomly around a store, which is NOT the point of shopping.
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He is so funny and i love how he puts his wifes story out and compains how long she takes shopping and how men have one thing on mind go in to get it then leave

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Preschool panicking - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

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So my wife and I went to this meeting at our daughter's preschool. The purpose was to give us helpful information about our kindergarten options. Let me just say, as a parent: AIEEEEEEEEEEE.
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this is very interesting about how some parents overreact about their childs college education as a baby

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The Pajama Game - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

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This is the time of year when Americans make a sincere effort to care about the World Series, which determines which baseball team will be the champion of the entire world, except for the part of the world located outside the United States and southeastern Canada.
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i was so shocked when i read this article. When i read the title "The Pajama Game" then read the article which is about baseball the first thought that came to mind was that this has nothing to do with pajamas

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