Friends, the time has come. My sweetiepants and I are getting a plan together, and to make it happen, I need to farm myself out a little more than I have been.

If you're a performing musician, I can play most of the instruments in your band. If you tour, I know the protocols and your songs are safe with me. If you have a friend who needs a guy, I might be that guy. I can live anywhere. I maintain sweet gear, and good air in the van. I mix sound, I teach, 20 countries' worth of experience. Inquire within. THX!