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Pope invokes Papal infallibility to win Vatican pub quiz

Pope invokes Papal infallibility to win Vatican pub quiz | Satire News | Scoop.it
The Pope has enraged Vatican theologians, after invoking his own powers of infallibility in order to win the most recent Vatican pub quiz.
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God to Start Answering Prayers Using Facebook and Twitter - I-Blurb Parody News

God to Start Answering Prayers Using Facebook and Twitter - I-Blurb Parody News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Jesus said Angels will be the customer service agents and he is confident that they have the right skills to manage Facebook and Twitter pages.
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High Court Suspends El Nino Rains Until Case Filed By CORD is Heard - I-Blurb Parody News

High Court Suspends El Nino Rains Until Case Filed By CORD is Heard - I-Blurb Parody News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Judge George Odunga today granted the temporary orders suspending commencement of the El nino rains which were slated to start on Friday across the country.
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Tata Sky set top boxes working during rains, new virus suspected

Tata Sky set top boxes working during rains, new virus suspected | Satire News | Scoop.it
Tata Sky subscribers too are unhappy, as they had got accustomed to the error, and want the DTH service provider to get rid of the virus as soon as the possible.
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London Underground Flooding Caused By Commuter Sweat - The Poke

London Underground Flooding Caused By Commuter Sweat - The Poke | Satire News | Scoop.it
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Transport News: Tube lines have been suspended after the cumulative sweat of millions of Londoners built up over the summer has resulted in 'salty flash flooding' on the network.
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Parody News: Hitler is Alive!!!! New Videos Reveal - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Parody News: Hitler is Alive!!!! New Videos Reveal - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Adolf Hitler is alive!!! New videos obtained by I-Blurb Satire News™ reveal that the dictator is among the living, and is planning a huge comeback.
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Uhuru: World Press Freedom Day Good for the Meat Industry - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Uhuru: World Press Freedom Day Good for the Meat Industry - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Mr. Kenyatta said, the UN General Assembly made a mistake when they resolved to celebrate the World Press Freedom day, terming it a waste of time.
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Rich Somalia Looking to Ban Poor Kenya's Miraa Imports - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Rich Somalia Looking to Ban Poor Kenya's Miraa Imports - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Somalia is tired of supporting Kenya, a corrupt country with no defined governance system, a haven of terrorists totally dependent on illegal miraa exports.
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Uhuru broke the law over Ruto's jet. Muthama, Ndemo to be prosecuted for it - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Uhuru broke the law over Ruto's jet. Muthama, Ndemo to be prosecuted for it - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Broken News: While President Uhuru broke the law in hiring the Hustler jet, Muthama, Ndemo and Erick Mutua will be charged for the offence.
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Bomb Kills 2 Idiots and Police Officers - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Bomb Kills 2 Idiots and Police Officers - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Four people were killed, two of them idiots, when a bomb exploded outside a police station in Nairobi on Wednesday, the Interior Ministry said.
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Moyes Outdid Ferguson to Break Unbroken Records - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Moyes Outdid Ferguson to Break Unbroken Records - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Man cannot live by incompetence alone but by breaking every record that can be broken at Old Trafford. With this in mind, Moyes set out to outdo Fergie.
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#Satire: Kenya Finds Magic Bullet for Poverty - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

#Satire: Kenya Finds Magic Bullet for Poverty - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
This move will be panacea of all matters poverty and will propel Kenya into the economic ranks of China, Germany and the ilk.
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The Pope Finally Takes the Queen for a Date - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

The Pope Finally Takes the Queen for a Date - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
In her first foreign trip in 3 years, the Queen traveled to meet her prince charming, Pope Francis, in Italy.
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NASA: Earth to Have 15 Days of Darkness in Nov 2015 - I-Blurb Parody News

NASA: Earth to Have 15 Days of Darkness in Nov 2015 - I-Blurb Parody News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Earth will have 15 days of darkness in Nov 2015, NASA has revealed. During this period, the Sun will be completely shut down, leaving the Earth pitch black.
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Robots Petition UN not to be Used as Sex Toys - I-Blurb Parody News

Robots Petition UN not to be Used as Sex Toys - I-Blurb Parody News | Satire News | Scoop.it
The robots urged the United Nations to find a way to enforce justice and equal rights for all when violations are perpetrated by humans.
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Baby Recruited to Look Into Daddy's Online Activities - I-Blurb Parody News

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Baby Recruited to Look Into Daddy’s Online Activities
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Ebola virus to be top sick-day excuse by this weekend

Ebola virus to be top sick-day excuse by this weekend | Satire News | Scoop.it
British workers looking for a cheeky day off have explained how the Ebola virus will be their excuse of choice moving forward.
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Putin Drags Russia Back To The Czarist Times - Glossy News (satire)

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Putin Drags Russia Back To The Czarist Times
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Now Vladimir Putin has taken his nation back beyond that to the time of the Czars. He himself is the new Czar. No joke.
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President Sata Mistakes May Day Celebrations for a Labour Dispute - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

President Sata Mistakes May Day Celebrations for a Labour Dispute - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Zambia President Sata mistook the annual Labour Day celebrations for a labour dispute, cutting it short with a timeless piece of advice.
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Kenya in War with South Africa Over Fikile Goof - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Kenya in War with South Africa Over Fikile Goof - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
In a blatant act of aggression against Kenyans, Fikile said Kenya sends its athletes to the Olympics to drown in swimming pools.
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Vera Sidika's Booty a Blessing to Kenyan Men - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Vera Sidika's Booty a Blessing to Kenyan Men - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Booty may be the new source of income for many women in Kenya and elsewhere - just look at Vera Sidika and her ilk.
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Kenyan MPs to be Called Names for a Small Fee - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Kenyan MPs to be Called Names for a Small Fee - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
Kenyan MPs have no enemies, but are intensely disliked by most Kenyans. In their magnanimity, they have accepted to be called names for a song.
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Man Raped To Death By Six Wives - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Man Raped To Death By Six Wives - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
A Kenyan man yesterday died while servicing his six wives. The man gave up the ghost after the wives forced him to have sexual intercourse with all of them.
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Man Jailed for Being Too Good in Bed - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

Man Jailed for Being Too Good in Bed - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
A judge in northern Italy has sentenced a man to 6 months behind bars for making his girlfriend scream in pleasure every time they had sex. The 42-year-old man’s sexual prowess apparently placed all the men in the neighbourhood under a grotesquely elongated shadow, which they never sufficiently rose above, despite the many attempts to …
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#SatireNews: Uhuru has no Kitchen Cabinet - I-Blurb.:.Satire News

#SatireNews: Uhuru has no Kitchen Cabinet - I-Blurb.:.Satire News | Satire News | Scoop.it
President Kenyatta has revealed that he has no kitchen cabinet. He said since he took a pay cut, life has been tough and he has sold most of the furniture.
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