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Fredagsfräckis

Fredagsfräckis | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
En gammal gumma och gubbe sitter och stirrar på varandra i dagrummet på ålderdomshemmet. Plötsligt säger gubben: För tjugo kronor pippar jag dig i gungstolen där borta. Tanten tittar förvånat på ho...
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Klagomål från turister till resebyrån

Klagomål från turister till resebyrån | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
1." När vi jämförde vår enrumslägenhet med vännernas trerummare visade det sig att deras lägenhet var mycket större". 2."Vägarna var så gropiga att vi inte kunde läsa guideboken på väg till hotelle...
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Jokes for golfers ¤¤¤

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved golf all our lives, and...
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SPAGETTI

SPAGETTI | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.  Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his  marriage, he paid her a large ...
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GOLFBALLS ¤¤¤

GOLFBALLS ¤¤¤ | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, afte...
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IRISH STORY ¤¤¤

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TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you&#82...
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Management training lesson 1

Management training lesson 1 | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there ...
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Another talking parrot this one cheap in price … ¤¤¤ | Father Ben`s blog

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. Why so little? she asked the pet store owner.
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Citat ur patientjournaler ¤¤¤ | Father Ben`s blog

Citat ur patientjournaler ¤¤¤ | Father Ben`s blog | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
Citat från patientjournaler; Karolinska Institutet (Påstås vara äkta!) _______________________________________________________ * Har svimmat av.
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BARN HAR STENKOLL ¤¤¤ | Father Ben`s blog

 Barn om djur Inne i grisen finns det korvar och skinkor. Och i rumpan på den sitter syltan och väntar på att bli uppäten.
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JULBESÖK

JULBESÖK | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
Norrlandsbonden ringer sin son i Stockholm några dagar före julafton. - Jag vill int förstör helga för dä, men jäg måst täla om att mamma din och jäg skö skiljäs, 45 års olycka få räck! - Vad prata...
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Missing bucks…¤¤¤

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million bucks from him. The bookkeeper is deaf. It was the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf ...
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Cruising ¤¤¤

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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for ...
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Garderobshistoria

Garderobshistoria | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
En kvinna hade tagit hem sin älskare på dagen, medan hennes man är på sitt arbete. Utan att hon vet det så har hennes nioåriga son gömt sig I garderoben.. När hennes man överaskande kommer hem, så ...
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Memory ¤¤¤

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week ...
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When you go to heaven ¤¤¤

When you go to heaven ¤¤¤ | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body...
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Alternate shots

Alternate shots | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot  tournament at his club He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway...
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Pärleporten ¤¤¤

Pärleporten ¤¤¤ | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
Pärleporten En busschaufför och en präst stod utanför pärleporten. Sankte Per släppte in chauffören men prästen nekades tillträde. -Det var det värsta, utbrast prästen. Skulle en gudsman nekas intr...
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Never bullashit your mama ¤¤¤ | Father Ben`s blog

Never bullashit your mama ¤¤¤ | Father Ben`s blog | Roliga historier | Scoop.it
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the...
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Buffalo Theory ¤¤¤ | Father Ben`s blog

One night at pub, Cliff explained the Buffalo Theoryto his buddy Norm when suggesting a new round... Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.
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