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Sharpen your Game to Reach the Hall of Fame. Plus satire from the web.
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Hot Chicks Dig a Good Gambler

Hot Chicks Dig a Good Gambler | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

When you finally get that smokeshow you've been Skyping to meet you in Vegas, you'd better know how to parlay your teaser into a moneyline.  Sign up at Bovada with referral code # P1B13DC0 for free bets and welcome bonuses!

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Sloth of the Day

This sloth graduated from "The Original Player From The Himalayas" Jerome's School of Pimping!
smallz_barqley's photo on Instagram (This sloth graduated from "The Original Player From The Himalayas" Jerome's School of Pimping!
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Brazilian Girls: Your Favorite Amazon Prototypes

Training motivation for girls who like to work out hard! Girls in Video - Panicats, JuJu, Dani Bolina, Nicole Bahls,Juliana Salimeni Speech is clipped from T...
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Just don't get too big you goddamn freaky putas.

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Super Famous Pickup Artist James Matador Launches Training Site

Super Famous Pickup Artist James Matador Launches Training Site | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

News broke recently about the launch of a new website designed to cater to those that find themselves “unlucky in lust”. Under the direction of famous Pickup Artist James Matador, PUAartist.com devotes itself to the training of future artists by offering in-person, online, and phone-based training sessions. Compiled with information about...

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A Gentleman's Guide to Having Sex on the First Date

A Gentleman's Guide to Having Sex on the First Date | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it
How to ensure every date has more than a happy ending.
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More Self Confidence, Less Anxiety

More Self Confidence, Less Anxiety | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

Useful in any life scenario.  via PUA Forum:

 

"Some realizations I have made about building "self-confidence" and decreasing anxiety in intimidating situations----"

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My Girlfriend Gave Birth to our First Child, but...

My Girlfriend Gave Birth to our First Child, but... | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it
Intimacy : Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. ...
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American Curves for Men: Amazon.com: Magazines

American Curves for Men

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An Interesting Watch can Take you a Long Way

An Interesting Watch can Take you a Long Way | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

Watches can be a clincher if you are wearing the right one in the right environment. Simple, clean, understated watches are good bait for your PU attempt on the new accounting temp, while an oversized steel blue face just might cinch you with the blonde with the tits and trimmings you keep running across on Friday nights.

 

Remember, when she sees your watch she is asking herself, "Do I want to wear that?" just like your business shirt or favorite sports jersey in the morning.  You'll even notice that many women have decided to forgo the wait and buy their own man sized watch without having to bang and keep a dude to get it. The watch serving the same purpose as a dildo, what is this world coming to? GET YOUR GAME UP. 

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Citizen Men's BL5250-02L Eco-Drive Perpetual Calendar Chronograph Watch

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The Fine Art of the PickUp 2.0ish

The Fine Art of the PickUp 2.0ish | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it
RT @petegrace564: @LittleTinyR0bot is such the pick up artist. XD  http://t.co/0JG9jYZoNQ
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No Need For This: Pickup Artist Admits To Slashing Tires To Meet Women

No Need For This:  Pickup Artist Admits To Slashing Tires To Meet Women | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it
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Pickup Artist Admits To Slashing Tires To Meet Women - The Inquisitr
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Pop quiz: What's the best way to pick up women? If you answered “slashing their tires and then offering to change out them out,” you are creepy.
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Game recognize NO GAME

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How to Get Any Dumb, Shallow, Stupid Girl You Want - Really!

How to Get Any Dumb, Shallow, Stupid Girl You Want - Really! | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

Everything I learned about dumb women, I learnt from dumber guides for men desperately seeking them. The bookstores are littered with bestselling titles by self-styled ‘pickup artists’ offering their own very special gyan on how to get some T&A. They purport to answer that ultimate question: what do women want? Or more accurately, who women are. The answer easily summed up in a...

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Fug Life - Tumblr

Fug Life - Tumblr | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

Dedicated to strippers, wannabe strippers, soon to be strippers, should-be strippers and should NOT be strippers.  

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LOL More Lindy Waid the stripper chick. Nice TUmblr though...
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Don't be Raggedy When Chasing a True Hottie

Don't be Raggedy When Chasing a True Hottie | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

"Hi guys, I'm new to the forums. Thought I'd post something that I know has been posted a zillion times before, but wanted to..."

 

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Beyond pick-up lines: How to get to know someone in a bar - via Helium

Beyond pick-up lines: How to get to know someone in a bar - via Helium | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

It is most important to know where to start.  And be sure to check your breath.

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No Beach out of Reach

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KATE UPTON GETS SERVED BY MELANIE IGLESIAS & LISA RAMOS

The B-lister dance off heats up.  To be continued I'm sure...

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Americanized Asian Broads - Worth it?

Americanized Asian Broads - Worth it? | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

You know the ones.  Sooo helpful, then soooo annoying.  I think latest model azn chicks look at dating native American guys like one big buffet - buy, fry, and repeat, which is not necessarily a bad thing.  You don't have to go through that whole traditional meet the parents routine or anything anymore.  Just like on the hipster light beer commericials, simply order her up and go, grab another next weekend.  There will always be plenty of them to go around.  And around again.

 

PS- word of warning.  Watch out for the ones that have asian character tats.  She might just be a well spoken stripper and not the farm girl you were expecting.  But hey, if you're down on your luck she just might be steadypaid.

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Want to Look like an Idiot? Try these Wack Pickup Lines

Want to Look like an Idiot?  Try these Wack Pickup Lines | PickUp All Pros | Scoop.it

Lame as Limburger.  I don't even know what this site is trying to accomplish with pickup lines on one page and Hillary Clinton's Horoscope on another.  Anyway, always map dangerous potholes for others.

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I Like Girls Daily: Speed dating

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