As much as Netflix raves about its streaming feature, there seems to be an abundant lack of 1980s high-thong porn and some of the "new releases" are so old they opened when I was eating lightning-blue Nerds and trying to get handjobs in the theater. But while most of the movies you really want to see are still DVD only, Netflix is signing deals left and right so you can spend a little less time on YouJizz, and some more time on its streaming service.