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Driver Hangs Up Keys After 576K Miles in One Car

Driver Hangs Up Keys After 576K Miles in One Car | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Her eyesight failing her, a 93-year-old woman is quitting the road—which means her 1964 Mercury could be yours. It's got 576,000 miles on it, but it seems to have served Rachel Veitch well:... US News Summaries.

 

TOPIC:  Why did you finally have to take the keys from Grandma or Grandpa?  Strangest thing ya hit/ran over with your car?

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Florida woman charged with DUI while riding horse, deputies say

Florida woman charged with DUI while riding horse, deputies say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 53-year-old Polk City woman was arrested and charged with DUI and animal neglect Thursday nea
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Luciano: Wedding-reception guests jump fence, chase bison at Wildlife Prairie Park

Luciano: Wedding-reception guests jump fence, chase bison at Wildlife Prairie Park | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
HANNA CITY — Wedding receptions brim with heartwarming rituals: toasting the couple, cutting the cake, chasing the bison ...OK, maybe that last one isn’t so much a time-honored tradition as booze-fueled shenanigans. But that’s what happened at a recent wedding reception at Wildlife Prairie Park. Three intoxicated guests, including two groomsmen, allegedly climbed a fence and dashed after bison. In terms of fun and games, that’s about as safe as joining
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Man casually wears swastika necklace on the subway

Man casually wears swastika necklace on the subway | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
This subway rider is freaking out his fellow straphangers by openly wearing a swastika necklace.
The man, who was photographed at the Queensboro Plaz
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Cops: Woman Called 911 Over Meth Quality

Cops: Woman Called 911 Over Meth Quality | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
If you receive a bad batch of drugs from your dealer, do not seek redress via the police. They are not the Better Business Bureau.
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Police seek serial burglar who rode off on girl's bike

Police seek serial burglar who rode off on girl's bike | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
West Melbourne Police are trying to track down a serial burglar accused of three dozen thefts since July 1.
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Man, 25, punches girlfriend in the face after she turns down his proposal

Man, 25, punches girlfriend in the face after she turns down his proposal | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man has admitted to punching his girlfriend in the face after she turned down his marriage proposal. Andrei Pavel, 25, had splashed out on an engagement ring an
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Arizona man loses job after post about driving through Trump protesters

"I'm being made into a horrible person over a joke that was just meant to ruffle some feathers," James Cobo said.
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Writer told he can't adopt cats because he's gay

Writer told he can't adopt cats because he's gay | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A writer on the way to pick up two cats he was adopting was turned away after telling the owner he was gay.  Alex Andreou took to Twitter t
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Man denies pooping his pants after being kicked out of casino

Man denies pooping his pants after being kicked out of casino | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Is he full of it?
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Man wearing dress as disguise shot, critically injured in Queens

Man wearing dress as disguise shot, critically injured in Queens | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
He was dressed to kill — and nearly became a homicide statistic.
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Mugshot shows what happened when New Mexico man allegedly tried to carjack three football players

Mugshot shows what happened when New Mexico man allegedly tried to carjack three football players | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police arrested a suspected carjacker in Albuquerque who got a bloody beatdown during the attempted robbery from his potential victims — three football players fresh from practice.
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Woman invited to man’s NYC home swipes wife’s jewelry worth $50G

Woman invited to man’s NYC home swipes wife’s jewelry worth $50G | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Manhattan man was fleeced by a mystery woman who snatched $50,000 worth of his wife’s jewelry after he brought her home.
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A quarter of people hurt themselves while grooming their pubic hair

A quarter of people hurt themselves while grooming their pubic hair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
In a small percentage of cases, some injuries require medical attention.
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Mayor of Salem, Va. charged with public intoxication near college campus

Mayor of Salem, Va. charged with public intoxication near college campus | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Salem Mayor Randy Foley was arrested and charged with public intoxication by Roanoke College campus security over the weekend, city officials said Monday.
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Man jumps from I-94 bridge trying to flee deputies

Man jumps from I-94 bridge trying to flee deputies | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A 24-year-old man was in critical condition Wednesday after he jumped from an interstate overpass, falling 25 feet to the road below.
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Child porn defendant claims he did not know he was looking at underage pictures because he is blind, court hears

Child porn defendant claims he did not know he was looking at underage pictures because he is blind, court hears | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man charged with viewing child pornography did not know he was looking at images of under 16-year-olds because he is blind, a court has heard.
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Justin Bieber’s testicles spark lawsuit

Justin Bieber’s testicles spark lawsuit | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Kelly Lombardo is suing for wrongful termination after The Biebs received medical attention at her hospital.
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'Drunk' Ryanair yobs are thrown off Ibiza-bound flight

'Drunk' Ryanair yobs are thrown off Ibiza-bound flight | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The shocking clip was filmed aboard a Ryanair flight from a UK airport to the Spanish party island of Ibiza, before the men's antics allegedly forced the pilot to set down at Bordeaux Airport.
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Priest says he collected child porn to get revenge on God for poker losses

Priest says he collected child porn to get revenge on God for poker losses | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rev. Kevin Gugliotta was assigned to Holy Spirit Church in Union, but has since been removed
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NEW: ‘Crapperman’ sought by Florida police after defecating behind store

NEW: ‘Crapperman’ sought by Florida police after defecating behind store | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Florida police are searching for a person they’re calling “Crapperman” after h
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Tennessee sheriff sent to prison for sex with inmates

A Tennessee sheriff who admitted to having sex with inmates under his watch was sentenced Wednesday to 2 years and 9 months in prison.
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An online petition is asking for Confederate statues to be replaced by Britney Spears

An online petition is asking for Confederate statues to be replaced by Britney Spears | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
WASHINGTON (Sinclair Broadcast Group) -- Confederate statues are being taken down across the country and one Louisiana resident has some ideas for the statues in her state.Kassie Thibodeaux has started an online petition urging Gov. John Bel Edwards, Louis
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Drunk NYPD cops booted from military plane ‘embarrassed the job’: letter

Drunk NYPD cops booted from military plane ‘embarrassed the job’: letter | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The NYPD brass who were booted off a flight to Afghanistan for being too drunk humiliated their department and wasted hundreds of man hours used to set u
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Indian woman given permission to divorce husband after he fails to install toilet

Indian woman given permission to divorce husband after he fails to install toilet | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Indian court has granted a woman permission to divorce her husband after he consistently refused to build a toilet in their home, forcing her to relieve herself in the open.
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Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head'

Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man tied his penis to a shotgun and then used the weapon to shoot himself in the head, according to reports. Authorities found the unnamed man, in hi
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