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Names for Vagina - Funny Vagina Nicknames

Names for Vagina - Funny Vagina Nicknames | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Michigan lawmaker was banned from speaking in her state's House of Representatives because she said the word "vagina." We're not sure what her colleagues would make of these hilarious va-jay-jay names you sent us.

 

TOPIC:  Pretty simple.  Ladies what name do you have for "down there?"  Do you have a name for your husband's penis?

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Squeezing penis with hot iron 'not assault'

Squeezing penis with hot iron 'not assault' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A woman who placed her ex-boyfriend's penis in a piping-hot hair straightener and squeezed is not guilty of assault, a Swedish court has ruled.

 

TOPIC:  How did you injure your manhood?  Does your man pull his penis out and "wave it around?"  Names you have for your man's penis.

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FALLING ASLEEP DRUNK ON THE TOILET IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT! MOM MUST BE PROUD

FALLING ASLEEP DRUNK ON THE TOILET IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT!  MOM MUST BE PROUD | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
When police encountered James Raymond, he appeared to be sleeping on the potty with his pants down in a Mexican restaurant. But there was more to the story.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest place you fell asleep?  What happened to you when you passed out? What did you DO to someone when they passed out?

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Appellate Court Rules Man Can Sue Hospital Over ‘Excruciating’ Catheter Mishap

Appellate Court Rules Man Can Sue Hospital Over ‘Excruciating’ Catheter Mishap | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An appellate panel reversed a lower court's dismissal of a lawsuit filed against South Coast Medical Center in Laguna Beach by a man who claimed he suffered "excruciating pain and trauma" when a worker tripped on a hose, yanking a catheter from his...

 

TOPIC:   Any mishap that has to do with the groin is funny.  "Things that make ya go OWWWWWWW!"

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Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’

Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’ | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Zot L. Szurgot allegedly walked out of her house naked, turned to five of her neighbors and started wagging her penis.

 

TOPIC:  Have people call in with 3 words that describe a funny story.  "Neighbor shaking wee-wee" is funny.  The three words will determine if you want to hear the rest of the story.

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