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Milo The Malamute Morning Duties

Milo The Malamute Morning Duties | Malamutes | Scoop.it
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This is the morning I decided to wake up the creature they call Stacey(sometimes pisshead or drunk). I thought it would be a good idea if I rubbed my cold wet nose in her ear to wake her up to play with me.

 

What a mistake that was, she got so annoyed. These creatures has no sense of humour at this time of the day.

 

What's the saying, 'Let sleeping dogs lie?'

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Milo The Malamute My First Christmas

Milo The Malamute My First Christmas | Malamutes | Scoop.it
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I get treats everyday and since this is my first Christmas with my new family I thought I have something special. What did I have? A f*cking red plastic shoe that broke within five minutes of playing with it, stingy b*stards.

 

I had my own back though, as I found a nice joint of beef that they forgot to put back in the microwave out of reach.

 

In the meantime I'll nose what's in this gift thats marked 'To Dad'. 

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