How to Get Rid of Conduit
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If you're also a fan of Conduit the cat, you've come to the right place. How would you get rid of Conduit?
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How to Get Rid of Conduit? It's Him or my Health!

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Meow! That darn Conduit has come into the garage again, trying to make it his new Olympic-sized litter box, no doubt. So Cindy thinks I have FAS (Feline Aversion Syndrome), huh? Well I think she ha...
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New Year's Resolution - Getting Rid of Conduit!!

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Meow. I mean Wow. That cat must really be doing a number on my psyche. I can’t believe Cindy went backsies on my Lazy-boy chair, although I completely understand why. It’s called “lazy” and how muc...
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This is Mike's new year's resolution

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Merry Christmas and... No More for Plotting to get rid of Conduit!

Merry Christmas and... No More for Plotting to get rid of Conduit! | How to Get Rid of Conduit | Scoop.it
Loud belch? That is Conduit whimpering in fear of being forcefully floated to space by Mike! Tie his little paws.. saying he is an alcoholic, calling him fat! How could Mike be so cruel? At first I...
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This is Conduit, the most adorable cat in the whole world, and he wishes you all Merry Christmas!

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Want to get rid of Conduit? Be Afraid... be VERY Afraid

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Of course I have CCS. I also have ZTFSS (Zero Tolerance for a Silly Man) and I am getting quite annoyed with Mike and his vendetta against my sweetest sweet Conduit. Maybe I should do what he does ...
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How to Get Rid of Conduit! Or... Have You Ever Heard about A Cat with A Beer Belly?

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How to get rid of Conduit…I could send him up into the sky by accident with a whole bunch of helium balloons, and tie his paws so those pesky sharp nails don’t cut him loose. Or I could just borrow...
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This cat is evil and he has a beer belly. Please tell me, how can I get rid of Conduit when my wife loves him so much??

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