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Giveaway: $40 in Beer Related Cards | 1000 Beers

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Redneck Humor

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Have you ever heard a funny Redneck joke, or a Redneck saying and laughed a little too hard? Maybe you can relate a little too well to funny Redneck jokes. Here's a list to see if you are a Redneck.
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Redneck Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? Someone's fixin' to lose their trailer.
What do rednecks call duct tape? Chrome.
Did you hear about the new 5 million dollar Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets 5 dollars a year for a million years.
Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? Because 17 and under are not admitted.
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas: When a couple gets a divorce they're still cousins.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

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You Might Be A Redneck If

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You Might Be a Redneck If You've ever tried to drown a fish. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. None of your shirts cover your stomach.
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If the strongest smell in your house is butane, you might be a redneck.
If you think paprika is a Third World country, you might be a redneck.
If you ask the preacher, "How's it hanging?", you might be a redneck.
If you go to a stock car race and don't need a program, you might be a redneck.
If you have a bumper sticker that says, "My mother's an honor student" at the local junior high, you might be a redneck.
If you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre, you might be a redneck.
If you played the banjo in your high school band, you might be a redneck.
If the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway, you might be a redneck.

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Old Stones Funny Birthday Card by NobleWorks and Jesters

Old Stones Funny Birthday Card by NobleWorks and Jesters | Funny Internet Stuff | Scoop.it
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