Billionaire to build Titanic replica | Coffee Party Election Coverage |
An Australian mining magnate has commissioned a Chinese shipyard to build a replica of the ill-starred Titanic; complete in every detail but equipped with modern technology to prevent a repeat of the original's fateful maiden voyage 100 years ago.

Curator's Note: There are so many jokes here--about the wealthy, about the Titanic, etc.--that I can't pick from among them all.  You do the work and let us know what you come up with!