"You might've made her toes curl, but there's a good chance you're blowing what comes next, Captain DeathSpoon. Lindsay Nolan explains what it takes to make a woman happy in bed once the fun part's over"
Thousands of years, yet men and women still haven't figured out how to sleep together after we've slept together. I want to say that both sexes are equally to blame. But I've been with men who snored when drunk, who commandeered the thermostat, and who warned me that "the involuntary twitch in my left knee might result in me literally kicking your ass." Alas, I'm starting to think this is all you guys' fault.