"Oh, ladies, are we really that complicated? Unfortunately, yes. (Sorry, gentlemen.)
Okay, I’m not actually sorry, but I do feel a ti-ny bit bad, so I’ve decided to help you out.
Here, spelled out—quite literally—is what women want.
We want to be wooed.
We want romance and we want chivalry. We want you to want to open a door for us because you respect us and, well, like us.
Because we like ourselves, so we demand to be treated well.
Yet, here’s the catch…
We want to have our cake and eat it too."