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Conversely, this is how women see football.

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Check Out Finland's New Graphic Gay Bondage Stamps

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The United States has some pretty cool stamps and, once the Harvey Milk stamp is released next month, at least one commemorating an openly LGBTQ American.

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Finland, aka Lapland. Makes sense to me!

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Game of Thrones, Series 4, Episode 1 (spoiler)

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Well, screw Aristotle, Camus and Pharrell - for me, happiness is a big bowl of popcorn and a brand spanking new season of Game of Thrones.

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Well, it's not exactly sex, but it's still pretty damn good.  :)

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the barebottom piano

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Me mistress plays a lovely tune

in keys both white and black.

She wears a corset oh so tight

and naught below her back.

 

She hires a nude seraglio girl

to stand and stare at the paint.

It gives her notes much more depth

and her audience little complaint.

 

One day as she was playing

the August heat made her chair slick.

And with the song's crescendo

she slid and broke her neck.

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A brief philosophy of oral sex

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Great article...especially when it makes the religious comparison.

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so true

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The old dude's pipe is going to go out, yet he still...

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U.S. recognizes Michigan same-sex couple marriages

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Attorney General Eric Holder on Friday extended federal recognition to the marriages of about 300 same-sex couples that took place in Michigan before a federal appeals court put those unions on hold. 

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Congrats!

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10 Pop Culture Sex Addicts

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Fleming intended for 007 to be good-looking and a favorite with the ladies, but it was the 007 film series that made Bond a pop culture sex symbol. The serial womanizer always manages to find time for a romp, even while ...
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Yup, Bond had a bit of a problem.

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Vaginal Tightening Cream - For Women - Sexual Health & Hygiene

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Vaginal Tightening Cream - For Women - Sexual Health & Hygiene (Revirginize without surgery!
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Excuse me, but Hahahahahaha!

 

Wouldn't it also make your fingers shrink? Not to mention your partner's member.

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You'll Never Guess How Many Women Are Going Years Without Sex

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The numbers are in and they're not pretty.
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Perhaps they thought the question meant GOOD sex?

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Pope Francis Reveals He Fell In Love With A Girl While Training To Be A Priest

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Newsflash: he's human.

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5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products

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Alien had a lot of subtle and not-so-subtle sexual imagery laced throughout, but one piece of sex paraphernalia you probably didn't notice was the veritable ocean of K-Y Jelly it took to make the film.
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Vibrators Cure Constipated Tortoises!
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Hilarious Sex Facts You Didn't Know

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Bet you didn't know these hilarious sex facts. They may even turn out to be useful
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"When an octopus finds a mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at her. She grabs hold and inseminates herself...and he grows another one."

 

--Not willing to try this one.

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Majority in Northern Ireland support same-sex marriages: survey

Majority in Northern Ireland support same-sex marriages: survey | Vloasis sex corner | Scoop.it
Attitudes towards same-sex relationships are softening in Northern Ireland with over half of us now in favour of gay marriage.
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Some good news from our friends in the Emerald Isle.

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Courtney's Love-lorn amid Cobain salute

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But Love oddly said that “Our daughter is not here because she's ill.” Our tipster says Love seemed “a bit off” and emotional when talking about Frances and Cobain.

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I like a lot of the things Courtney has said...most recently to Tosh, and also about her Twitter case.  But the recent focus of news stories on or about her--like her claims of finding the lost airplane, or her owing tax money, etc.--just seem to be a little too coincidental with the anniversary, and I don't know how much of the extra spotlight is welcomed, but it certainly seems manufactured.

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was she a robot?

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nish face

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She had a strong, mannish face,  but those wrists were delicate. He wondered why she had chosen to both blindfold and chain herself. It was an odd surprise when he got home from work.

 

"Are you a prisoner of my heart?" he asked.

 

"No, you fool," she answered. "We've been robbed."

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This is the room

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This is the room that Capote saw a split second before he died.

This is the harsh field, grim senate revival soundproof haven.

The maker of deeds and retractor of envy. This is the opulent

subculture-spawning, alto-voiced deterrent to fashionistas.

See them wonder at the veils and trappings, closer now to

the threshold of entrance. White magnolia stiletto heel,

autumn whimpering at the faraway door: a journey unbecoming.

 

This is the room that Caesar saw when he found his greatest vice.

This is the axe which divides sensation, breaks reason into pleas.

The ultimate savior of cabana wastrels, the heated needle

rises to meet the nondescript valor, the clear unknowing.

See the tide sweep sideways as the welling words fall short.

The gateway to the other rooms flashes open, flashes closed.

Autumn raging fruitless as a barren widow counts.

 

(poem by me, FD, upon seeing the image)

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Here’s How Much It Costs to Propose at Every Major League Baseball Stadium

Here’s How Much It Costs to Propose at Every Major League Baseball Stadium | Vloasis sex corner | Scoop.it
Will you have cash left over for peanuts and Cracker Jack?
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Holy Crap!  $2500 to propose at a Dodgers game?!?!

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Britain sees its first gay marriages

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It's about time!  Congrats!

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And now, announcing...

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The TrapDoor Olympics' Silver Medal Winner.

 

(I don't know what that means exactly but it's kinda funny and dirty at the same time.)  ;-)

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Courtney Love Follows Up Plane Search With One for Daniel Tosh's Penis

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 A few days after Courtney Love posted her theory of where the missing Malaysian plane might be – with an image of the ocean adorned with arrows...

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toshpenisfound ...LOL!

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their legs touched

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In the lounge car on the train, each initially unaware of the other, both sipping vodka and tonic. The day had almost gotten the best of them...

Almost.

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Two Books on Erotic Sanskrit Literature Now in English

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"The Seduction of Shiva: Tales of Life And Love" Haksar has compiled an eclectic stories of erotic love from ancient Sanskrit texts which academics have...

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Loosely translated, one of them is titled "The Memsahib's Vajayjay".

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Erotic CPR videos at police training course cause outrage

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LINGERIE-CLAD models are being used to teach police emergency first-aid, leading to calls for an explanation from interior minister Jorge Fernandez Diaz.

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Maybe they figured the guys would remember better.

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8 Photos That Prove Some Laws Should Have Never Been Written

8 Photos That Prove Some Laws Should Have Never Been Written | Vloasis sex corner | Scoop.it
Did you know it was almost illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese in Wisconsin? Or that in Texas, rumors said it was against the law for children to have unusual haircuts?
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Hard to beat the Arizona double dildo law!

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New species of mammal lives - and dies - for sex

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CBS News
A newly discovered pink-nosed rodentlike marsupial gives its all for sex — really. Males of the species mate so intensely that they die before their young are born.

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I believe our friend DRC is one of the founding members of this species, known as the Rat Bastard.  ;-)

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