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Sexercise: an exciting alternative to the gym

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Sex should be considered a significant exercise for burning calories – that’s the happy conclusion reached in a study.

Via Peter Mellow
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Experiencing sexual pleasure while working out at the gym (versus what is implied as not experiencing it while working at home) probably has more to do with psychology than stimulating abdominal exercises.

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Naked Android not alluring

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In a crushing blow to the new upstart adult toy manufacturer Squatco, a multi-million dollar deal with the Royal Carribean chain has fallen-through when the company called their new adult android sex models "not alluring and in fact rather disturbing."

 

The deal, which originally would have used the androids as "special services" room service options for guests, has now left Royal Carribean re-thinking their strategy, and Squatco with an unspecified number of rather creepy, unsold sex toys.

 

"That's not the design we were after at all," said a spokesperson for Royal Carribean. "We wanted something to help our stressed-out guests relax and release tension, not feel as if they were part of a Borg invasion."

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13 Tips for Landing a Wife (in the 19th Century)

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Everything you need to know to score yourself a large-handed, sturdy, of good stock, non-degenerate, eventually passionate wife.

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I say, this advice is upper shelf!

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Funniest. Sex Blog. Ever.

Funniest.  Sex Blog.  Ever. | Vloasis sex corner | Scoop.it
His cock was raging in his pants as the storm outside was approaching. The clouds thick and dark like smoke were billowing and moving across the sky. They looked heavy, filled with natures moisture...
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Hahaha!  This just might be the funniest sex blog I've ever seen. Makes me want to try my hand at this style:

 

Her pussy gaped open like a catcher's mitt as the stormclouds pressed against the tall thick shafts of the trees, which milked their moisture all over her shoulders, and quivering, jello bowl breasts and pert acorn nipples.  Soon her aching, gaping, red, inflamed pussy would have its own shaft to solicit wetness. She couldn't wait for him to drive his cock all the way up the mountainside and finally plant it in her aching sex cave like a flag of musky nourishment. As the thunder clapped, her savage pussy also seemed to roar in primal longing. It sounded like Chewbacca.

 

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Victoria J James's comment, June 10, 2013 12:34 PM
Thanks for copying a portion of my blog story as "funny". I don't think it as funny, but maybe you and your readers do. ~V