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C3PO and Stormtrooper onesies

C3PO and Stormtrooper onesies | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The C3PO onesie isn't quite a kigurumi, but it sure does look cozy. $70, sizes S to XXX-L.
Vloasis's insight:

Nighty-night, Hand Solo.

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Meet the Meerkats

Meet the Meerkats | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
They stand a foot tall, weigh just two pounds, and are one of the animal kingdom's most adorable creatures. But make no mistake: meerkats have what it takes to survive in one of the most hostile environments on Earth.
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We watched this tonight on our Roku.  It's rather like a soap opera, only more interesting. :)

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'Scuze Me...

'Scuze Me... | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Vloasis's insight:

Important quality assurance test going on here. Be about your pooping, human.

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Pippi Longstocking Charged with Hit-n-Run, DUI After Crazy Arrest

Pippi Longstocking Charged with Hit-n-Run, DUI After Crazy Arrest | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Pippi could actually face some jailtime! Females of Cell Block D, are you ready?

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Not a proud moment... A peacock froze to a tree branch in the Chicago area

Not a proud moment... A peacock froze to a tree branch in the Chicago area | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Firefighters with a ladder helped zoo staff pluck the wayward bird from the tree.

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The bird's okay...so laugh it up!

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Limerick arts row gets nasty and personal

Limerick arts row gets nasty and personal | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
THE Limerick city manager has launched an astonishing personal attack on the former City of Culture artistic director, accusing him of engaging in "despicable behaviour"...
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Surely this merits a dirty limerick.

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A Planking Spanking

A Planking Spanking | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Ummm...

Ummm... | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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I wonder what's at the top.

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In Soviet Russia...

In Soviet Russia... | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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"In Soviet Russia, cigarettes smoke YOU!"

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Oh Little Town of Bethlehem, by Eric and Maurice

 Eric attempts a solemn recitation of the classic holiday poem/song, while Maurice voices several concerns about the meaning.

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And peace to men in space.

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster OK'd for Capitol display - Orlando Sentinel

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster OK'd for Capitol display - Orlando Sentinel | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is more often associated with opposition to the introduction of creationism and intelligent design as...

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A victory for FSM supporters.

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The dog said...

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Via Thomas Faltin
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"The dog said there was a sleigh full of catnip that needed pulling..."

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My dead husband keeps coming back for sex

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Dear Pastor, I hope you are well. I am having a problem. I am 50 years old. My husband, who was 51, died. Since his death, he hasn't stopped troubling me for sex....
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Maybe if she gets up, she'll find that he was just trying to wear the sheet.

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History of Comics - Platinum Age

History of Comics - Platinum Age | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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I didn't think comic books were much older than 1910 or so. Looks like The Yellow Kid has proven me wrong.

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Oh dewd...

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Wake-up with your bad self.

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5 Funny Yet Disturbingly Inappropriate Cartoon Moments

5 Funny Yet Disturbingly Inappropriate Cartoon Moments | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Did you know that cartoons were originally created for adults?

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I was never a fsn of Bugs Bunny. I think it's because he delighted in being annoying.

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Q's Greatest non-Bond invention?

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I feel so conflicted.

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30 Cats Who Have Mastered The Art Of Sleep

30 Cats Who Have Mastered The Art Of Sleep | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Anyone who has a cat knows they have the marvelous ability to sleep wherever they want, however they want. These pictures will show you just how funny or weird their sleep positions can get. There are quite a few peculiar facts about cat sleep.
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Cats: working hard to perfect laziness.

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25 Crazy Photoshopped Animals

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Cat Bath

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As you can see, filling the tub was a fruitless gesture.

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Aquaman Gets Kinky

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Jake "Aquaman" Czynski is seen here rocketing out of Lake Buford for no apparent reason.

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Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of FSM

Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of FSM | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
A supermarket worker and strict adherent to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been criticised after refusing to sell customers any pasta-based products.
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It must be tough to see everybody eating your god.

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Duck Dynasty “scandal” – one giant Publicity Stunt?

Duck Dynasty “scandal” – one giant Publicity Stunt? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Vloasis's insight:

Here's to you, Mr. Robertson.

Soft news loves you more than you will know.

Oh oh oh.

 

Please tape your knees, Mr. Robertson.

Heaven is a place that's filled with gays.

Hey hey hey.

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The metaphor of sex.

The metaphor of sex. | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Via Iam Legion
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field surprise

#archaeology #funny #mummies #burial
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That'll do nicely.

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