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Top 5 weirdest cars in the world

Top 5 weirdest cars in the world | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Can you imagine a car made with cans of Coca -Cola ? Or one that has the shape of a camera? And what we say of a shoe-shaped vehicle?

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If only the Batmobile could run on guano.

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Pro-Abortion Topless Feminists Attack Catholic Church With Firebombs And Poop

Pro-Abortion Topless Feminists Attack Catholic Church With Firebombs And Poop | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
On Sunday, some 40,000 pro-abortion topless feminists hit the streets of Resistencia, Argentina, to demand taxpayer-funded on-demand abortion and the legalization of prostitution in a so-called "Boob Protest."
Vloasis's insight:
"Unleash the flaming poop catapults!"
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Headless Bodies, Topless Bars and Killer Cabernet: the Ehlers Story

Headless Bodies, Topless Bars and Killer Cabernet: the Ehlers Story | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Dorothy Gaiter on Ehlers Estate and their winemaker/cinematographer Kevin Morrisey whose credits include “Headless Body in Topless Bar” and Killer Tomatoes Eat France.”
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Now for some reason I feel like having wine and tomatoes.
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Are these the least sexy swimsuits EVER?

Are these the least sexy swimsuits EVER? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Beloved sells a range of one-piece suits for women with famous faces. Swimwear also features Steve Buscemi, Hillary Clinton, Tiger Woods, and Bernie Sanders.
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I'm not sure which is funnier.
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The 25 Worst Cars Of All Time

The 25 Worst Cars Of All Time | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Not every car that is designed, manufactured and marketed to the public is a winner. In fact, automotive companies are as likely to roll a dud off the assembly line as a success.
Vloasis's insight:
One of them is that three-wheeled car that Mr. Bean keeps bumping-in to.
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Coupon: Select by Trump Coffee Final Clearance Sale

Coupon: Select by Trump Coffee Final Clearance Sale | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Is it good or bad that Trump coffees are now half off? We don't know, but if you dare to drink one of these exclusive brews, maybe you can tell us what it's like to imagine yourself as the head of a big and powerful monster.
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Trump coffee on clearance, half off.
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Dad Told Her Fame Made Her an 'A--hole'

Gwyneth Paltrow's Dad Told Her Fame Made Her an 'A--hole' | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Gwyneth Paltrow revealed in 'Harper's Bazaar' that her late dad, Bruce Paltrow, told her she was becoming an 'a--hole' because of fame — read more
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Sometimes it must be said.
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How a Portuguese-to-English Phrasebook Became a Cult Comedy Sensation

Meet 1883's most absurd language guide.
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Take the coal with the foot of the cat.
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19 True Stories of Karma Coming Back To Haunt Someone

19 True Stories of Karma Coming Back To Haunt Someone | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
I really don't have any revenge stories like these. It feels weirdly rude to admit it, but I grew up around people who were mostly nice to me, and I think
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Goes around, comes around.
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47 Funny Name Puns That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes So Hard

47 Funny Name Puns That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes So Hard | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
You love puns. You know you do. Maybe you tell people that you hate them and they're stupid and the lowest form of comedy, but you'll laugh at a good pun every time
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The Boston one got me
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12 Worst TV Shows of All Time

12 Worst TV Shows of All Time | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Car-wreck spinoffs, bottom-feeding reality shows, Hugh Jackman singing 'Sympathy for the Devil' — our picks for the 12 Worst TV Shows of All Time.
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Oh come on; Northern Exposure was a good show! I hated that radio station hippie though...lol.
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Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln - The New Yorker

Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln - The New Yorker | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincoln’s assassination because …
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She served him one bad pie and it gets blown-up into this.
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Science says Patriots never tampered footballs

Science says Patriots never tampered footballs | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
As Tom Brady returns to the field, the science shows that he and the Patriots did nothing wrong.
Vloasis's insight:
Imagine the charges they'll come up with if the Patriots win another Superbowl. Lookout! He puts pine tar on his balls and rubs pheromones on his jersey!
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If we did social media for... Mary Berry - We Are Social UK

If we did social media for... Mary Berry - We Are Social UK | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The Drum recently published this article by We Are Social's Senior Writer, Charlotte Miller, providing a few hints and tips for Mary Berr
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I guess we'll have to remain in the dark, proofing...
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NSFW: Colorful Blooms Accentuate The Sensual Curves Of The Nude Female Form - DesignTAXI.com

NSFW: Colorful Blooms Accentuate The Sensual Curves Of The Nude Female Form - DesignTAXI.com | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Artist Alva Bernadine celebrates the curves and forms of the nude female figure by tucking them with rows of flowers to emphasize their shape.
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Note to self: If your junk is full of flowers, close the window...bees.
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White Supremacists Have Stumbled Into a Huge Issue in Genetic Ancestry Testing

White Supremacists Have Stumbled Into a Huge Issue in Genetic Ancestry Testing | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Neo-Nazis, it turns out, dig gene tests—but they often don't like the results.
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chalk one up for MIT
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This Woman's "Sexy" Photo Shoot In A Dinosaur Costume Will Literally Have You In Tears

This Woman's "Sexy" Photo Shoot In A Dinosaur Costume Will Literally Have You In Tears | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Nicole Stein teamed up with Josh & Kissy Photography to create the most hysterical boudoir dinosaur photo shoot for her fiancé. It turned out tyranno-sexy.
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That is just not right.
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Goofy Girls Are A Special Kind Of Sexy (65 pics)

Goofy Girls Are A Special Kind Of Sexy (65 pics) | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Goofy girls are sexy too, just in a different way. Goofy girls are sexy too, just in a different way.
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Humor is very important.
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Sympathy For The Donald Uncensored

Here is some sympathy for the Donald
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These guys did a great job with this music.
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Hardee’s, Carl’s Jr. End ‘Sexy’ Ads

Hardee’s, Carl’s Jr. End ‘Sexy’ Ads | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
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Sign of the times.
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26 Pictures That Prove Your Mind Is In the Gutter

26 Pictures That Prove Your Mind Is In the Gutter | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
OMG, what is that?! Get your mind out of the gutter, people! Hahaha!
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some good ones here
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23 Cat Shaming Pictures All Cat Owners Will Understand

23 Cat Shaming Pictures All Cat Owners Will Understand | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Cats are the best...but also the worst?Cats know they aren't supposed to do most of the things they accomplish in a day, and yet somehow they don't care. Sure, I'll eat that. Sure, I'll climb the curtains even though you told me not to. Sure, I'll vomit on the new carpet. What do I care? I'M A CAT
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Yup.
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Trump Appoints Bill Cosby As Secretary For Women’s Rights

Trump Appoints Bill Cosby As Secretary For Women’s Rights | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Trump Appoints Bill Cosby As Secretary For Women’s Rights
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Seems about right.
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David Letterman (and His Beard) Shop at Target These Days

David Letterman (and His Beard) Shop at Target These Days | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The former “Late Show” host on the liberation of retirement: shaving optional, shopping solo and coming to terms with a certain late-night feud.
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I miss Dave.
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State Police, National Guard Seize Lone Marijuana Plant on 81-Year Old's Property

State Police, National Guard Seize Lone Marijuana Plant on 81-Year Old's Property | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Worcester, MA - A woman's pot plant was taken from her property as part of a joint raid in the area.
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Danger, Will Robinson!
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Dairy Queen Trolls the Rams

Dairy Queen Trolls the Rams | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
A St. Louis Dairy Queen trolled the Rams by offering up $1 cones if they lose on Sunday. What do you think of the move? #120Talk
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So when they win the cones cost twice as much?
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