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Fifi's day at the spa...

Fifi's day at the spa... | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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...was rudely interrupted by some selfish human's need to pee.

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KFC Chicken Corsage

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Looking for a corsage that will make your date’s eyes light up and her mouth water?

This KFC drumstick corsage is the Secret Recipe to making sure this year’s dance will be one you both remember.

Don’t delay....

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Just in time for prom season.

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doggystyle?

doggystyle? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Shame she didn't notice he was eating backwards.

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14 Fucks I Refuse to Give

14 Fucks I Refuse to Give | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Forget about New Year’s Resolutions. This year, I’m making a Fuck It list.
Vloasis's insight:

This should be a new tradition every year.

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11 Ways Technology Has Changed Since We Were Kids

11 Ways Technology Has Changed Since We Were Kids | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it


"When I was your age..." you say, beginning long-winded stories of your childhood of hard-knocks.

Vloasis's insight:

The rise of homeschooling is another one. Wish it was a more common option when I was a kid.

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Which "Peanuts" Character Are You?

Which "Peanuts" Character Are You? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Vloasis's insight:

I got the man himself.

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Famous Long-Term Hotel Residents

Famous Long-Term Hotel Residents | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

 It's been well-established that modern-day celebrities can be prolific in their outrageous demands for hotel redecorating, so it makes sense that superstars who up the ante by...

Vloasis's insight:

Hard to top Hughs!

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grown-ups are weird because...

grown-ups are weird because... | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Vloasis's insight:

Seriously though, how are you?

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birthday wish?

birthday wish? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Vloasis's insight:

Is this a blessing or a curse?

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Worst Photoshopped Selfie Fails (26 pics)

Worst Photoshopped Selfie Fails (26 pics) | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Vloasis's insight:

To take a selfie, and then photoshop it, is like a double vanity.

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kitty conundrum

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Wait until the tail-pulling starts...

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forgotten faces of Palace Amusements, Asbury Park

forgotten faces of Palace Amusements, Asbury Park | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Weird NJ recently learned that some of the forgotten relics that remained inside the building were rescued before that fateful day in May 2004, when the wrecking...

Vloasis's insight:

It takes a special kind of person to have these sitting in their living room.

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Psychopath Test

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My results are above...36%. So you have to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky.

 

Well do I, punk?   ;-)

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47 Outlandish Ways to Inspire Writing

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You can try the usual methods of deep breathing and meditative yoga, but what’s the fun in that? Why not try some creative, unusual solutions to unblocking writer’s block.
Vloasis's insight:

LOL @ # 6

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5 Ways to Get Unstuck from a Creative Block

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Okay, I'm not posting this because it has any particular revelatory merit, but rather to question the nature and severity of these so-called "creative blocks".  Let me tell you, if your writer's block can be solved by a cup of tea and a doodle, you do not have writer's block. Likewise to all these "I did a crossword and my brain popped back into place" type of answers.  Good for you if it happens, but you didn't really have a block to begin with...you had more of a stop light.

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Lenny the farting cat - returned to the animal shelter for his excessive flatulence

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WE have all heard of the cat that got the cream, but Lenny seems to be the cat that ate the beans.
Vloasis's insight:

Ah, I think poor Lenny may have had the fart rap pinned on him by owners who were dissatisfied for other reasons.

Thanks to Lisa for posting this.

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Love and fire

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The county went about its business. The county burned down. People assumed that the culprit must be someone who lived among them, and people would be right. It would be a love story.

Vloasis's insight:

This is one supremely crazy-ass story, well and truly.

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David Letterman to Step Down 'Sometime in 2015'

David Letterman to Step Down 'Sometime in 2015' | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
David Letterman, who changed late-night TV with oddball features like Stupid Pet Tricks, said he plans to retire in 2015. The WSJ's Ramy Inocencio speaks about the comedian's announcement and possible future residents of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
Vloasis's insight:

Well it had to happen sometime.

 

This has been a Melman production.

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one too many April fools and...

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Actually, I'm more like a hamburger of contemplation.

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Your Weird Animal Questions Answered: Is a Sloth a Good Pet? - National Geographic

Your Weird Animal Questions Answered: Is a Sloth a Good Pet? - National Geographic | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it


This week on Weird Animal Questions, we're focusing on the critters closest to your heart—pets.

Vloasis's insight:

You might already be married to one!

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Happy Vernal Equinox

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Might as well look up Dystopia while you're at it.

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900 Megapixel Portraits Turn the Human Face Into a Crazy Landscape

900 Megapixel Portraits Turn the Human Face Into a Crazy Landscape | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
We've seen stitched together "gigapixel" photos made of a billion pixels before, but they tend to be reserved for huge landscapes. Photographer Daniel Boschung has taken absurdly high resolution methodology and applied it ...
Vloasis's insight:

No Mr. DeMille, I am NOT ready for my close-up!

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Goat Mechanic!

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Edwin Sommer's pet goat Moochie, seen here performing a routine battery check on a '96 Skylark. Moochie is particularly effective at cleaning out any leaves and acorns that get caught in the windshield grille.

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David Cameron Posts A Picture Of Himself On The Phone: Twitter Reacts

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David Cameron posted a very serious picture of himself looking very stern yesterday on Twitter.
Vloasis's insight:

Now I understand the full story behind my friend Jim's "on the phone with Obama" pic. Thanks to him for sending this very enlightening and amusing article and photo summary.

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19 Crazy Cars That Actually Exist

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Here are some of the craziest cars to ever be assembled

Vloasis's insight:

The furry car kinda scares me.

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Pope Francis Lets A Vulgarity Slip During Vatican Address

Pope Francis Lets A Vulgarity Slip During Vatican Address | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
It was a simple slip of the tongue, they say. But when the pope accidentally utters a vulgar word in a public speech, people notice.
Vloasis's insight:

Say your f***in' prayers.

 

(thanks to Reynaldo for posting this)

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