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Cops: Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him

Cops: Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehic
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A customer overhead him to remark, "Skip the fries; I just want a little shake."

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Man Caught Having Sex With A Chicken...AGAIN

"A man whose animal cruelty conviction led Indiana lawmakers to pass a law making sexual relations with animals a crime faces another charge of sexually abusing an animal. Forty-two-year-old...
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Chicken mills = no penalty. Lone pervert = four years in jail.

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"MORE WALKING (AND TALKING) DEAD: PART 2" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead Season 4

Rick is pretty sure that's not a thing... Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreading
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You're not the glue police, Rick!

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Oh snap! Popular sexting app Snapchat sued by sisters

Oh snap! Popular sexting app Snapchat sued by sisters | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Oh snap! Two sisters whose images have been closely tied to the popular sexting app Snapchat have sued its founder because their likeness is now associated with so-called 'snapchat sluts.'
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The most eye-opening thing about this article, for me, was the assertion that the company's worth is 10 billion.  Holy crap...I hadn't heard of them until now!

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Which Cult Film Are You?

Which Cult Film Are You? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Whether you're a tech geek, a wannabe gangster, a visionary, a nail fetishist, a fantasy nerd, a musician, or a social worker, there's a cult film that reflects your personality and your lifestyle! Take the quiz to find out which cult film you are! Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com
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Thanks to Oxy for posting this.

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A point of view: That joke isn't funny any more

A point of view: That joke isn't funny any more | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it


Will Self asks why people laugh at jokes which he doesn't find funny, and whether there's such a thing as the wrong type of humour. Nothing is funny twice - I mean that.

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Real life mishaps are the original situational comedy.

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Crazy Taiwanese Sculpture Has Snake Biting Kobe's Achilles Heel

Crazy Taiwanese Sculpture Has Snake Biting Kobe's Achilles Heel | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it


The sculpture, which is made from fiber glass reinforced plastics, is pretty crazy and creepy-looking in many ways.

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Is that Kobe, or Yul Brynner?

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Crazy Baby Names: 12 Warning Signs

Crazy Baby Names: 12 Warning Signs | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
In our anything-goes age, how do you know if you're considering a creative innovation, or joining the list of crazy baby names? Here are 12 tests ...

Via Clare
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Uma Thurman really gave her kid five names?

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Kara @ The Art of Naming's curator insight, August 9, 7:48 PM

An excellent article! 

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7 Social Media Facepalms You Should Never Repeat

7 Social Media Facepalms You Should Never Repeat | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Social media is a great way to express yourself, but some people take it a little too far. Here are seven epic social media fails you should never repeat. (RT @mashable: We rounded up 10 epic social media fails you should never, ever repeat.
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Funeral Selfie would make a good band name.

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"me" time for Homer

"me" time for Homer | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

It's time to get Homer-erotic!

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That's also what I wear when my other clothes are in the wash.

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Walter White in Space

** Win the Walter White bobblehead doll that traveled to space! Enter here: http://tvt.ag/winwalt **

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Talk about unbroken blue crystal...

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Creative Bedroom Design Inspiration...if you like coffins

Creative Bedroom Design Inspiration...if you like coffins | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Uhm, how are you supposed to get into the bottom one? And, once there, isn't it like a tomb?

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Queen Elizabeth declines seat on Iron Throne

Queen Elizabeth declines seat on Iron Throne | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Queen Elizabeth got a close look at the Iron Throne as she meets members of the cast on the set of the television show Game of Thrones in the Titanic Quarter of Belfast, Northern Ireland, June 24, 2014.
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Oh go on then; it's just a chair!

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The Legend of Bud's Grave

The Legend of Bud's Grave | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it


We had in our Weird NJ files pictures of the site in its heyday.

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A good read, though it's hard to make heads or tails of the truth of it.

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This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter | Incredible Things

This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter | Incredible Things | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Want to shit gold? I mean, LITERALLY? Just swallow one of these Gold Pills and all your glittery doo-doo dreams will come true. This product is totally for
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I'll wait for the non-boutique version with just regular glitter. Rip Taylor would love this.

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12 Bizarre and Weird Animals You Didn't Know Exist

12 Bizarre and Weird Animals You Didn't Know Exist | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Check out the octopus that looks like a pear.

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Class helps locals lose their Boston accent

And for some it can be wicked hahd. Produced by Scott LaPierre
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Both ways sound fine to me.

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7 Health Reasons to Have More Sex

7 Health Reasons to Have More Sex | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

 If you really need an excuse (or several) to heat things up in the bedroom, we've got you covered: Besides the obvious reasons one might have sex—love, pleasure, baby-making—science shows that...

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"Sex lowers your blood pressure"  ...WTF kind of sex are they having?

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17 People Who Took Their Love For Chipotle Too Far

17 People Who Took Their Love For Chipotle Too Far | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it


Perhaps no other chain restaurant in America has the cult-like following of Chipotle Mexican Grill.

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Talk about creepy web pages...!

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Edinburgh 2014: funny women and Generation Y angst

Edinburgh 2014: funny women and Generation Y angst | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it


Across the board – from Luisa Omielan's female-empowerment rally Am I Right, Ladies?

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Scottish women are filthy!  I like that.

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These Thrift Store Paintings Were Old And Forgotten, But After This Artist Gets To Them? WOW.

These Thrift Store Paintings Were Old And Forgotten, But After This Artist Gets To Them? WOW. | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
This man is a thrift store hero.
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My favorites are stormtrooper mowing the lawn and the General Lee being pursued (by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane)

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42 Epic Moments Captured Just At The Right Time

42 Epic Moments Captured Just At The Right Time | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The best thing that could happen to somebody with a camera in his hands is capturing a picture just at the perfect time, and this is exactly what happened at the people who shot these photos. Sure,...
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Thanks to Carrie for posting this.

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Some Really Crazy People Made The Entire Star Wars Movie In Minecraft - Gizmodo

Some Really Crazy People Made The Entire Star Wars Movie In Minecraft - Gizmodo | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

" After three years in the making, the Minecraft version of Star Wars: A New Hope is almost done. According to the fans making the movie, the individual sets alone took six months to build — “no mods have been used, just custom textures and art.” Here’s their version of the original movie trailer, released in 1977:"

 


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Why?!

 

 

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Sam, this is for you

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The art -- and science -- of sharing a secret

The art -- and science -- of sharing a secret | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Studies show the health benefits of sharing our private hopes and fears with trusted confidantes. But what if you're on your own?
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Next on TedTalks: The Fundamental Disjointedness of Tattling! 

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Grayson Perry: Rebel in a dress

Grayson Perry: Rebel in a dress | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Perry is certainly a true rebel, for rather than opting for the supposed controversies of conceptual art popularized during his years as a student, he chose pottery as his “prime medium” as he explained in the biography Portrait ...
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What exactly should you serve on a plate that says "kinky sex"?

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Police dressed as priests catch erotic-tape blackmailers

Police dressed as priests catch erotic-tape blackmailers | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Italian police dressed as priests have ensnared two would-be blackmailers who were threatening to publish wiretaps of an erotic conversation with a clergyman, local media...

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Italian sting operation FTW!

 

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