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There's Nothing Those Quakers Love Better Than Reading Oprah's Magazine

There's Nothing Those Quakers Love Better Than Reading Oprah's Magazine | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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"Oh no she d'en!" exclaimed Jebediah as he greedily reached over the candle to look at page 36. But yes, there it was, Oprah, in all her glory, talking about other uses for body wax, and what your electrologist doesn't want you to know about.

 

Ezekiel knew to wait his turn, as there were nearly fisticuffs over the tablesetting centerfold from last issue.

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Sycamore Township orders 'Zombie Nativity' removed from man's lawn

Sycamore Township orders 'Zombie Nativity' removed from man's lawn | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
To passersby along a block of Sycamore Township this holiday season, Christmas may look more like Night of the Living Dead than a manger scene.
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"Strictly a zoning issue".

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Top ten outlandish TV licence excuses

Top ten outlandish TV licence excuses | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
At this time of year, saving a few pennies can be hard to do, so what some folks do is save themselves £145.50 a year by not paying for a TV licence. Of
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I had forgotten that our friends across the pond have to deal with this.

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The Crazy History of “Star Wars”

The Crazy History of “Star Wars” | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
“How Star Wars Conquered the Universe,” by Chris Taylor, doesn’t evoke the wonder of “Star Wars” so much as the strangeness of its vast success.
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Worth a read just to learn of the Wookey origin~!

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10 Bizarre Situations There’s Actually A Word For

10 Bizarre Situations There’s Actually A Word For | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
There are billions of words in the world, but there are an infinite number of situations and experiences to be had. Some experiences are so rare, we never think to name them.
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Lay one of these words down on your next audience!

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Literary History's Best Celebrated Failures

Literary History's Best Celebrated Failures | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Whether you entertain delusions of grandeur or merely write to justify alcoholism, The Biographical Dictionary of Literary Failure is a book for you.

Via Charles Tiayon
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Bet you've never heard of Elise La Rue...(I hadn't).

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10 Ridiculous Pop Culture Jokes That Later Came True

10 Ridiculous Pop Culture Jokes That Later Came True | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The public sometimes has trouble distinguishing reality from comedy. And while the best comedy has some basis in reality, that doesn’t seem to be what the comedians were going for in the following cases.
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Teenage greasy faces are still an untapped source of energy.

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Artistic Ideas

Artistic Ideas | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Funny little Art pic

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^ What to do when you've made too many raisins.

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Outlandish Pasadena Doo Dah Parade: ‘Crazy,’ ‘awesome,’ ‘fantastic’

Outlandish Pasadena Doo Dah Parade: ‘Crazy,’ ‘awesome,’ ‘fantastic’ | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
PASADENA >> A boisterous crowd cheered on unabashedly absurd shenanigans Saturday as the 37th Occasional Doo Dah Parade once again unleashed its unique brand of insanity on Pasadena.The peculiar procession once again stormed Colorado Boul...
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Hey, every city needs a doo dah parade!

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Ricky Gervais: 10 Erotic Bathtub Selfies That Will Probably Make You Pregnant

Ricky Gervais: 10 Erotic Bathtub Selfies That Will Probably Make You Pregnant | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Possibly NSFW...
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The Viking one...lol.

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'White Noise' For Your Nose Cancels Out Nasty Odors

'White Noise' For Your Nose Cancels Out Nasty Odors | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Scientists have high hopes for "white noise" for the nose.

It turns out that two researchers have found the mathematical formula to create an olfactory equivalent of "white noise," which they say could be used to cancel out any...
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Something white for my nose, you say?

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Allow Benedict Cumberbatch to Narrate an Explicit, Erotic Sherlock Sex Scene

Allow Benedict Cumberbatch to Narrate an Explicit, Erotic Sherlock Sex Scene | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

For its December issue, Elle UK steps into Benedict Cumberbatch's "world of delicious contradiction." Delicious, it is. Cumberbatch uses rich, excessively descriptive language to pinpoint what...

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Keep in mind, this might be a potential sex scene with Watson.

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Man Caught Having Sex With A Chicken...AGAIN

"A man whose animal cruelty conviction led Indiana lawmakers to pass a law making sexual relations with animals a crime faces another charge of sexually abusing an animal. Forty-two-year-old...
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Chicken mills = no penalty. Lone pervert = four years in jail.

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"MORE WALKING (AND TALKING) DEAD: PART 2" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead Season 4

Rick is pretty sure that's not a thing... Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreading
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You're not the glue police, Rick!

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17 Wackiest Christmas Items (christmas items, funny stuff)

17 Wackiest Christmas Items  (christmas items, funny stuff) | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
From Chistmas dinner in a can to weird ornaments, check out 17 of the most creative Christmas items you can actually buy. (christmas items, funny stuff)

Via Laura Brown
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With all the tonnage of cookie-eating, can you really blame Santa for pooping down a few chimneys?

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Co-workers recreate classic art

Co-workers recreate classic art | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Fools Do Art is a project by two co-workers who are recreating classic artwork in their spare time at the office.
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Life imitates art imitating life.

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Meet the stars of New York's cat cafe

Meet the stars of New York's cat cafe | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Meow Parlour, New York City's first cat cafe, is now open.
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They'll create even more grumpy kitties if their prices are what I suspect they will be.

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How to Remove Your Mustache

The Mobember is over and it's time to shave, or remove the mustache (Moustache?) any way possible! You can read my articles here: http://www.electroboom.com ...
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He goes the extra mile for the funny.

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Oy vey, that's not funny: What happened to Jewish comedy?

Oy vey, that's not funny: What happened to Jewish comedy? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Modern comedy was shaped by Jews. That’s ancient history now.
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I'd like to see more Monty Pythons and Mr. Shows.

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Snow-sufferers post their crazy photos

Snow-sufferers post their crazy photos | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Snowed in Buffalonians took to Instagram with shots of the winter madness.
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That door fridge thing cracked me up.

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That Fake Yoko Ono/Katy Perry 'Cover' Is Still Worth 1,000,000 Listens

That Fake Yoko Ono/Katy Perry 'Cover' Is Still Worth 1,000,000 Listens | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
It's obvious why the video below, of Yoko Ono singing a cover of Katy Perry's "Firework," keeps coming back. It is, in a word, amazing.



It's also too good to be true. If only Ono were actually scream-hiccuping over a schmaltzy instru...
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Guess we have to file this one under "Too Bad to Be True"

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The Headboard - a Vloasis original skit

sometimes a little white lie can really boost your ego
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Based on a true story.

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Personal hygiene less important to Brits than internet access, poll finds

Personal hygiene less important to Brits than internet access, poll finds | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Britons are so attached to the latest technological gadgets and gizmos that they consider internet access more important than spending time with their families or washing themselves, according to a new poll.
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On the internet, nobody cares what you smell like.

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10 Weirdest Quests

10 Weirdest Quests | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
From pointless to plain bizarre, take a look at some strange goals people set out to accomplish.

Via F. Thunus
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Kinda makes you feel better about yourself.

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9 Super Funny Bob Odenkirk Characters Everyone Should Know

9 Super Funny Bob Odenkirk Characters Everyone Should Know | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Catch Bob Odenkirk on The Birthday Boys TONIGHT 11:30p.
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Odenkirk is awesome!

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This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter | Incredible Things

This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter | Incredible Things | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Want to shit gold? I mean, LITERALLY? Just swallow one of these Gold Pills and all your glittery doo-doo dreams will come true. This product is totally for
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I'll wait for the non-boutique version with just regular glitter. Rip Taylor would love this.

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