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Welcome to the bedroom of the Blair Witch's younger sister Julie

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Somewhere off to the left there's a cauldron of Smurfs bubbling.

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How a Portuguese-to-English Phrasebook Became a Cult Comedy Sensation

Meet 1883's most absurd language guide.
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Take the coal with the foot of the cat.
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19 True Stories of Karma Coming Back To Haunt Someone

19 True Stories of Karma Coming Back To Haunt Someone | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
I really don't have any revenge stories like these. It feels weirdly rude to admit it, but I grew up around people who were mostly nice to me, and I think
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Goes around, comes around.
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47 Funny Name Puns That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes So Hard

47 Funny Name Puns That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes So Hard | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
You love puns. You know you do. Maybe you tell people that you hate them and they're stupid and the lowest form of comedy, but you'll laugh at a good pun every time
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The Boston one got me
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12 Worst TV Shows of All Time

12 Worst TV Shows of All Time | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Car-wreck spinoffs, bottom-feeding reality shows, Hugh Jackman singing 'Sympathy for the Devil' — our picks for the 12 Worst TV Shows of All Time.
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Oh come on; Northern Exposure was a good show! I hated that radio station hippie though...lol.
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Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln - The New Yorker

Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln - The New Yorker | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincoln’s assassination because …
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She served him one bad pie and it gets blown-up into this.
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Science says Patriots never tampered footballs

Science says Patriots never tampered footballs | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
As Tom Brady returns to the field, the science shows that he and the Patriots did nothing wrong.
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Imagine the charges they'll come up with if the Patriots win another Superbowl. Lookout! He puts pine tar on his balls and rubs pheromones on his jersey!
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If we did social media for... Mary Berry - We Are Social UK

If we did social media for... Mary Berry - We Are Social UK | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The Drum recently published this article by We Are Social's Senior Writer, Charlotte Miller, providing a few hints and tips for Mary Berr
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I guess we'll have to remain in the dark, proofing...
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Southwest flight attendant perfectly channels Looney Tunes

Southwest flight attendant perfectly channels Looney Tunes | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Bugs and Daffy are brought to life again thanks to this terrific impression from a Southwest Airlines flight attendant.
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Captain Daffy here. Your vomit bag can also be popped to startle sleeping passengers.
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Amazing photos capture how faces change after 1, 2 and 3 glasses of wine

Amazing photos capture how faces change after 1, 2 and 3 glasses of wine | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Wine fans will undoubtedly appreciate this fun photo project which captures how faces change when alcohol has been consumed.
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Maybe I'm searching for a deeper meaning, since I already know that wine makes you happy and less tense, when taken in proper doses.
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The Stunning Beauty Of London Floors Or Why You Should Look Down While Travelling

The Stunning Beauty Of London Floors Or Why You Should Look Down While Travelling | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
After having discovered the stunning variety of floors in Paris, Venice, and Barcelona, I got a new opportunity to reveal the magnificent variety of floors of
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Some pretty cool designs.
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Donald Trump -- Your Baby's Gotta Go, Ma'am (VIDEO)

Donald Trump -- Your Baby's Gotta Go, Ma'am (VIDEO) | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Donald Trump ain't about to let some baby upstage his run for the President, which is why he just kicked one out of his rally.
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Hit the bricks, kiddo!
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Bernie Sanders Live Tweeted During Trump's RNC Speech

Bernie Sanders Live Tweeted During Trump's RNC Speech | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
True to form, the Vermont senator didn't hold back.
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Bernie gets it.
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26 Pictures That Prove Your Mind Is In the Gutter

26 Pictures That Prove Your Mind Is In the Gutter | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
OMG, what is that?! Get your mind out of the gutter, people! Hahaha!
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some good ones here
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23 Cat Shaming Pictures All Cat Owners Will Understand

23 Cat Shaming Pictures All Cat Owners Will Understand | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Cats are the best...but also the worst?Cats know they aren't supposed to do most of the things they accomplish in a day, and yet somehow they don't care. Sure, I'll eat that. Sure, I'll climb the curtains even though you told me not to. Sure, I'll vomit on the new carpet. What do I care? I'M A CAT
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Yup.
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Trump Appoints Bill Cosby As Secretary For Women’s Rights

Trump Appoints Bill Cosby As Secretary For Women’s Rights | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Trump Appoints Bill Cosby As Secretary For Women’s Rights
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Seems about right.
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David Letterman (and His Beard) Shop at Target These Days

David Letterman (and His Beard) Shop at Target These Days | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The former “Late Show” host on the liberation of retirement: shaving optional, shopping solo and coming to terms with a certain late-night feud.
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I miss Dave.
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State Police, National Guard Seize Lone Marijuana Plant on 81-Year Old's Property

State Police, National Guard Seize Lone Marijuana Plant on 81-Year Old's Property | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Worcester, MA - A woman's pot plant was taken from her property as part of a joint raid in the area.
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Danger, Will Robinson!
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Dairy Queen Trolls the Rams

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A St. Louis Dairy Queen trolled the Rams by offering up $1 cones if they lose on Sunday. What do you think of the move? #120Talk
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So when they win the cones cost twice as much?
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yes, for a limited time, you can take advantage of us!
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This may be the last year this offer is available.
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The Beautiful Yet Twisted History of Psychological Testing

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Psychobook, a new book out this September, is a collection of the old, beautiful, and often bizarre psychological tests used throughout history.
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Two tribal women over a cooking pot...you got a problem with that?
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Galadriel's Bedpan

I was half asleep watching this movie for the umpteenth time, when this thought came to me of how seamlessly the dialogue would work if Galadriel were talking about…
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I had fun making this and recently watched it again. Enchoy!
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35 Musicians Who Told Politicians to Stop Using Their Songs

35 Musicians Who Told Politicians to Stop Using Their Songs | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
When: 1984, 1996, 2000Song: "Born in the U.S.A."Controversy: Springsteen's 1984 classic has become an election-season go-to for politicians who don't seem to get the biting critique behind the song's ostensibly jingoistic title and chorus. The misappropriation began right out the gate, just after the single and its album became monster hits. A Reagan advisor asked if they could use the song in the president's reelection campaign, and Springsteen said no. Even so, Reagan referenced the musician in a stump speech: "America's future rests in a thousand dreams inside our hearts. It rests in the message of hope in the songs of a man so many young Americans admire: New Jersey's own Bruce Springsteen. And helping you make those dreams come true is what this job of mine is all about." Springsteen began to speak out against Reagan, questioning during a show whether Reagan actually listened to his music, and later telling Rolling Stone, "I think people have a need to feel good about the country they live in. But what's happening, I think, is that that need – which is a good thing – is getting manipulated and exploited." Later, Bob Dole and then Pat Buchanan also used the song in their campaigns, until Springsteen objected.Result: At least one commentator has argued that being co-opted by Reagan is in large part what politicized Springsteen, making him the outspoken liberal he is today. Whether this is the case or not, Bruce inarguably paved the way for other artists to take a stand by telling politicians to stop using their songs.
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Rush vs Rand Paul!
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Want a picture with Captain Kirk? That'll be $100

Want a picture with Captain Kirk? That'll be $100 | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Here's what Star Trek stars are charging for autographs and pictures with fans. Be warned: They're pricey.
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Uhm...is haggling allowed?
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Rock gods of the '70s: Then and now

Rock gods of the '70s: Then and now | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Take a look at how your favorite rock gods of the '70s look like now.

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Not bad, considering.
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