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Skeletons found 'holding hands' after 700 years

Skeletons found 'holding hands' after 700 years | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Even death couldn't part two skeletons excavated from a lost chapel in an English county, found with their fingers entwined.
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Talk about holding hands for a long time!

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10 Of The Craziest Theories Proposed By Bogus Historians

10 Of The Craziest Theories Proposed By Bogus Historians | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
We recently covered some of the strange theories of pseudohistory, and it turns out that those fringe historians aren’t alone. From the modern-day Atlantis to nuclear war on Mars, there’s some truly weird stuff out there.
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Bosnian pyramids, eh?

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Bank of Canada urges ‘Star Trek’ fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers

Bank of Canada urges ‘Star Trek’ fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

 
Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop “Spocking” its five dollar bills. Since Leonard Nimoy’s death, Canadian folks have been “Spocking” the hell out of the five dollar bill that features a portrait of Canada’s seventh prime minister Sir Wilfrid Laurier.

Sir Wilfrid now sports, on certain bills at least, pointy ears, the signature Vulcan haircut and eyebrows and Spock’s mantra “Live long and prosper.”

Vloasis's insight:

Spock me up another fiver, ey?

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10 Impressive Examples Of Dedication To Pedantry

10 Impressive Examples Of Dedication To Pedantry | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Here’s a familiar scenario: You carefully compose a witty comment on the Internet, post it, and immediately have some jerk pop up to correct your grammar. Most of us hate these pedants with a passion and even equate them with Nazis.
Vloasis's insight:

Whoa...no one suspects the Apostrophe Protection Society!

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Wanted: Punxsutawney Phil

Wanted: Punxsutawney Phil | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
A New Hampshire police department has a rodent of interest in the recent snowfall troubles plaguing the Northeast: Punxsutawney Phil.
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I say we hire Bill Murray to kidnap him.

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Heavy metal T-shirts for inoffensive pop stars

Heavy metal T-shirts for inoffensive pop stars | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

 


These designs have been bouncing around for a couple of years. If only they were actually for sale! Apparently they are not. I think they were designed by a David Ward although it may have been that his role was only to find a retail home for them. It seems highly probable that the designs elicited some unwanted legal attention, that would be my guess. Oh well!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
via Sad and Useless
 

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LMAO @ the Tom Jones one

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Report: Only one of Patriots' 12 balls were under-inflated

Report: Only one of Patriots' 12 balls were under-inflated | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Only one of the 12 New England Patriots footballs used in the team's AFC Championship game win against the Indianapolis Colts was under-inflated by a full two pounds, according to NFL.com's...
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as dodgerblue53 said, "I think the Patriots won the Superbowl because their socks were thicker than regulation."  I can see Sockgate happening.

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15 Hilarious Camel Pictures

15 Hilarious Camel Pictures | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Work… study… funny pictures of camels… well of course you’re going to click on this.
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...not so hilarious if you're the humans in some of these!

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Dismal Pilgrim

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District Lines is home to the official stores of thousands of musicians, YouTube creators, pop culture brands and more.
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This Dismal Pilgrim band is nothing but bad news.  ;-)

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Am I weird? Other countries' perspective on our cultures

Am I weird? Other countries' perspective on our cultures | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Have you ever wondered what other countries think of you? This post shares some interesting perspectives on that!
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Interesting about the excessive (to Westerners) hand-holding in the Indian hospitality industry.

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Woman named 'McBurnie' Arrested for Arson

Woman named 'McBurnie' Arrested for Arson | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
A perfectly named Maine woman was arrested for arson following a series of fires she allegedly set on New Year's Day.

Via JW
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In related news, a man named McSniffie was arrested on cocaine possession.

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Father Requests Police Presence When Spanking Child

Father Requests Police Presence When Spanking Child | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
A Florida man recently called his local Sheriff's Office and requested a deputy oversee him while he spanked his 12-year-old with a paddle.
Vloasis's insight:

I don't think this parent did themselves any favors in the long run.

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Zany Traditions From Latin America To Ring In The New Year

Zany Traditions From Latin America To Ring In The New Year | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
To welcome the New Year, Peruvians place three potatoes under a sofa and choose one to forecast the year ahead—broke, average or bountiful. At midnight, for ...
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I've got a suitcase full of prophetic potatoes at the ready!

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30 Worst Book Covers And Titles Definitely Fails

30 Worst Book Covers And Titles Definitely Fails | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Thanks to Daniel for sparking this theme!

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Gold Cauldron Found in Lake Attributed to Nazi Goldsmith Otto Gahr Sparks Lawsuit

Gold Cauldron Found in Lake Attributed to Nazi Goldsmith Otto Gahr Sparks Lawsuit | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

  The Chiemsee Cauldron.
A Celtic cauldron discovered at the bottom of a German lake has led to a legal dispute in Texas.

Vloasis's insight:

Were the ancient Celts even known for their large scale goldsmithing?

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Dachshund joys

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Some old ladies experience this too.

 

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Exorcism Performed at Berlin's UDK Aims To Purge the Art Academy of its Nazi Past

Exorcism Performed at Berlin's UDK Aims To Purge the Art Academy of its Nazi Past | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The show Germania sprawls across the building's several stories.
Photo: courtesy of Team Germania
Berlin's art academy, the Universität Der Künste (UDK), will stage a performative exorcism of its World War II past.
Vloasis's insight:

Do Nazi demons really enjoy hanging out in art galleries?

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Watch Mystery Science Theatre and Other Classic TV for Free Right Now

Watch Mystery Science Theatre and Other Classic TV for Free Right Now | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Watch classic TV shows – like The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Twilight Zone – or beloved cult classics – like The Weird Al Show and Mystery Science Theatre 3000 – free of charge. ShoutFactoryTV is a brand new (USA only) streaming every cord cutter needs to know about. We've shown you how to…
Vloasis's insight:

Seems there's also a lot of risque nurse movies...who knew that was a genre?

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The Five Most Serenely Weird Moments in Jeff Bridges' Sleeping Tapes

The Five Most Serenely Weird Moments in Jeff Bridges' Sleeping Tapes | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Go on an ethereal dream journey with The Dude himself, Jeff Bridges.
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So this is a real thing?! Interesting!

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The Han Solo Comedy Hour!

The Han Solo Comedy Hour! | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Wookiees and Bea Arthur? Luke Skywalker and Harvey Korman? Singing and dancing and storm troopers? If George Lucas had his way, no one would remember, but yes, Virginia, there was a Star Wars Holiday Special.
Vloasis's insight:

I remember seeing this as a kid. For a long time I never heard of it again...and now I know why.

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Pro-Clinton group uses Palin to raise money

Pro-Clinton group uses Palin to raise money | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Pro-Clinton Democrats are trying to cash in on Sarah Palin.
Vloasis's insight:

Can I use Palin to raise funds for myself?  ;-)

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Cadbury's changes creme egg recipe

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The makers of Cadbury Creme Eggs are walking on eggshells with fans of the beloved Easter treat after a recent tweak in the recipe.
Vloasis's insight:

A treat so awesome I wonder what they are thinking.

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Worse Than Hitler: Why Do Flamewars Happen?

Worse Than Hitler: Why Do Flamewars Happen? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Internet comments show the worst side of humanity. If you dare to venture an opinion that differs from someone else's online, you can expect to be called any of several dozen words I can't put here. Suffice to say, you can expect to be accused of improbable acts with an array of family members, animals and inanimate…
Vloasis's insight:

Six interesting points (of why you're like, worse than Hitler, man).

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'Sexy lettuce ladies' brave cold with vegan hot cocoa

'Sexy lettuce ladies' brave cold with vegan hot cocoa | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
DesMoinesRegister.com 'Sexy lettuce ladies' brave cold with vegan hot cocoa DesMoinesRegister.com Temperatures hovering around 12 degrees in Des Moines didn't stop two animal rights activists from spreading their message with bare skin and free...
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Iowa: we're all that, and a lettuce bikini.

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