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The Terminator Genisys Movie Review for Geeks… Arnie Is Back, Unfortunately

The Terminator Genisys Movie Review for Geeks… Arnie Is Back, Unfortunately | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
All the while I was watching Terminator Genisys, the same phrase kept coming back to me… "We have to go back in time and kill the screenwriter." Terminator Genisys is the latest edition of the Terminator series, a property rivaled only by the Alien series for turning two great films into an awful franchise. The last two…
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Harsh!

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CNN Thought Dildo-Covered Flag At Gay Pride Parade Was ISIS Flag

CNN Thought Dildo-Covered Flag At Gay Pride Parade Was ISIS Flag | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
CNN pulls a classic CNN moment.
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A compound-joke.

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At Last We Have a Scientific Explanation for Cat Pictures

At Last We Have a Scientific Explanation for Cat Pictures | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
And, as neuroscientist Bethany Brookshire put it, “obvious study is obvious.” People appear to be looking at cat pictures on the internet in order to “regulate mood,” or make themselves happier. But sometimes those pictures make us feel bad, too.
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"Mood regulation"...hmmm. I'd much prefer to achieve an enjoyable mood through the use of cannabis. But whatever floats your boat.

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Wow! These Bar Fails Are Too Funny

Wow! These Bar Fails Are Too Funny | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
A list of DON'Ts and REALLY DON'Ts for when you're at the bar. | From seven24like
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Some of these are more cringe-worthy than funny.

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Clumsy Tourist Trips and Smashes 4,000-Year-Old Greek Vase

Clumsy Tourist Trips and Smashes 4,000-Year-Old Greek Vase | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The visitor smashed a 4,000-year-old Minoan vase similar to this one.
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This...is...Splinter!

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The Fraught Friendship of T. S. Eliot and Groucho Marx - The New Yorker

The Fraught Friendship of T. S. Eliot and Groucho Marx - The New Yorker | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
In 1961, T. S. Eliot wrote Groucho Marx a fan letter requesting a photograph of the comic actor and humorist. Groucho enthusiastically complied, and the …
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I just had to include another article on this. Most interesting thing I've read in a while.

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Top 10 reasons David Letterman is a comedy god

Top 10 reasons David Letterman is a comedy god | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
David Letterman's run ends Wednesday night. In his wake: a revolution in late-night comedy.
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I kinda hope he's still handcuffed to Clooney.

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Green Monster Pays a Visit to the Big Apple in Time for Red Sox-Yankees

Green Monster Pays a Visit to the Big Apple in Time for Red Sox-Yankees | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
There's nothing New Yorkers love more than a little bit of Boston in Manhattan, right? Well, Benjamin Moore feels the same way.
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Fun concept.

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25 Pics Proving Kids Are Almost Too Weird To Function

25 Pics Proving Kids Are Almost Too Weird To Function | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Just some proof that kids are weird. Like really weird.

Via F. Thunus
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Some great ones in here.

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40 years of 'Holy Grail': The best of Monty Python

40 years of 'Holy Grail': The best of Monty Python | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail," premiered 40 years ago. The timing was right for the British comedians (along with their token American, Terry Gilliam).
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This was much-talked about when I was in school and too young to really appreciate it.  :)

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Skeletons found 'holding hands' after 700 years

Skeletons found 'holding hands' after 700 years | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Even death couldn't part two skeletons excavated from a lost chapel in an English county, found with their fingers entwined.
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Talk about holding hands for a long time!

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10 Of The Craziest Theories Proposed By Bogus Historians

10 Of The Craziest Theories Proposed By Bogus Historians | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
We recently covered some of the strange theories of pseudohistory, and it turns out that those fringe historians aren’t alone. From the modern-day Atlantis to nuclear war on Mars, there’s some truly weird stuff out there.
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Bosnian pyramids, eh?

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Bank of Canada urges ‘Star Trek’ fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers

Bank of Canada urges ‘Star Trek’ fans to stop ‘Spocking’ their fivers | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

 
Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop “Spocking” its five dollar bills. Since Leonard Nimoy’s death, Canadian folks have been “Spocking” the hell out of the five dollar bill that features a portrait of Canada’s seventh prime minister Sir Wilfrid Laurier.

Sir Wilfrid now sports, on certain bills at least, pointy ears, the signature Vulcan haircut and eyebrows and Spock’s mantra “Live long and prosper.”

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Spock me up another fiver, ey?

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10 Shocking Films From The Early Days Of Hollywood

10 Shocking Films From The Early Days Of Hollywood | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Despite what you might think, our grandparents (or great-grandparents) weren’t all prudes or blue-nosed moral crusaders.
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Wild Woman + Gorillas? Do stop.

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Girls Do It Too - PSA

Girls are just like men in more ways than you'd like to admit.
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You know I always suspected this...

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Blond hedgehogs, and more alluring strangeness of the Channel Islands

Blond hedgehogs, and more alluring strangeness of the Channel Islands | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Floating off of coastal France, this tiny archipelago proudly preserves its timeless, and quirky, way of life.
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Blond hedgehogs are surely a sign of the apocalypse.

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Anonymous Hero Leaves Blacked Out Drunk Driver An Awesome Note

Anonymous Hero Leaves Blacked Out Drunk Driver An Awesome Note | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The Patron Saint of Drunks just did this guy a massive solid.
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The Drunk Knight does a solid.

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13 People Who Should NEVER Travel

13 People Who Should NEVER Travel | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
We've taken 13 ridiculous vacation complaints and turned them into a top 13 list of people who should never travel. Are you on the list? Find out today!
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Ah, the ole pregnancy excuse...lol.

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AN UNEXPECTED ALLIANCE

AN UNEXPECTED ALLIANCE | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Lee Siegel considers the weird comedy of letters between T.S. Eliot and Groucho Marx
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I would not have thought this!

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What is 'Star Wars Day' and why is it on May 4?

What is 'Star Wars Day' and why is it on May 4? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
"May the 4th be with you" has evolved from a pun to a hashtag to a holiday. Here's how you can celebrate.
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And I just thought it was from someone with a lisp.

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10 Incredible True Stories Of Peasants Who Became Monarchs

10 Incredible True Stories Of Peasants Who Became Monarchs | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
For most of history, only those of aristocratic stock stood a chance of achieving political clout, much less becoming a king or queen. But sometimes, just sometimes, a humble person of common blood could rise to hold incredible power.
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For one of these, at first I thought a literal cabbage had been named and made czar.

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Big Fatty's Spanking Shack is Coming for Denton's Balls

Big Fatty's Spanking Shack is Coming for Denton's Balls | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Denton's quirkiest grocery store is ready to give you a spanking.
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Uhm, okay.

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Creepy Lucille Ball Statue Spawns Debate in New York Town

Creepy Lucille Ball Statue Spawns Debate in New York Town | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Dave Poulin's Celoron, New York, statue of Lucille Ball (2009).
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I love how the article describes the statue as "drunkenly demonic".  LOL

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30 Worst Book Covers And Titles Definitely Fails

30 Worst Book Covers And Titles Definitely Fails | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Thanks to Daniel for sparking this theme!

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Gold Cauldron Found in Lake Attributed to Nazi Goldsmith Otto Gahr Sparks Lawsuit

Gold Cauldron Found in Lake Attributed to Nazi Goldsmith Otto Gahr Sparks Lawsuit | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

  The Chiemsee Cauldron.
A Celtic cauldron discovered at the bottom of a German lake has led to a legal dispute in Texas.

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Were the ancient Celts even known for their large scale goldsmithing?

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