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Uncle Ricky Returns

Uncle Ricky Returns | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

Yes, he camped in your backyard when his trailer was raided by the feds.  At the cost of his girlfriend he narrowly avoided capture. You thought you had solved the problem eariler this year when you asked deputies to remove him from the shrubbery...but he's back. A lenient court system has allowed Uncle Ricky to take refuge under your porch once again, and this time he swears he won't deal meth while you're out for groceries.

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Co-workers recreate classic art

Co-workers recreate classic art | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Fools Do Art is a project by two co-workers who are recreating classic artwork in their spare time at the office.
Vloasis's insight:

Life imitates art imitating life.

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Meet the stars of New York's cat cafe

Meet the stars of New York's cat cafe | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Meow Parlour, New York City's first cat cafe, is now open.
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They'll create even more grumpy kitties if their prices are what I suspect they will be.

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How to Remove Your Mustache

The Mobember is over and it's time to shave, or remove the mustache (Moustache?) any way possible! You can read my articles here: http://www.electroboom.com ...
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He goes the extra mile for the funny.

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Oy vey, that's not funny: What happened to Jewish comedy?

Oy vey, that's not funny: What happened to Jewish comedy? | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Modern comedy was shaped by Jews. That’s ancient history now.
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I'd like to see more Monty Pythons and Mr. Shows.

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Snow-sufferers post their crazy photos

Snow-sufferers post their crazy photos | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Snowed in Buffalonians took to Instagram with shots of the winter madness.
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That door fridge thing cracked me up.

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That Fake Yoko Ono/Katy Perry 'Cover' Is Still Worth 1,000,000 Listens

That Fake Yoko Ono/Katy Perry 'Cover' Is Still Worth 1,000,000 Listens | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
It's obvious why the video below, of Yoko Ono singing a cover of Katy Perry's "Firework," keeps coming back. It is, in a word, amazing.



It's also too good to be true. If only Ono were actually scream-hiccuping over a schmaltzy instru...
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Guess we have to file this one under "Too Bad to Be True"

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The Headboard - a Vloasis original skit

sometimes a little white lie can really boost your ego
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Based on a true story.

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Personal hygiene less important to Brits than internet access, poll finds

Personal hygiene less important to Brits than internet access, poll finds | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Britons are so attached to the latest technological gadgets and gizmos that they consider internet access more important than spending time with their families or washing themselves, according to a new poll.
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On the internet, nobody cares what you smell like.

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10 Weirdest Quests

10 Weirdest Quests | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
From pointless to plain bizarre, take a look at some strange goals people set out to accomplish.

Via F. Thunus
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Kinda makes you feel better about yourself.

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9 Super Funny Bob Odenkirk Characters Everyone Should Know

9 Super Funny Bob Odenkirk Characters Everyone Should Know | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Catch Bob Odenkirk on The Birthday Boys TONIGHT 11:30p.
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Odenkirk is awesome!

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This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter | Incredible Things

This Gold Pill Makes You Poop Glitter | Incredible Things | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Want to shit gold? I mean, LITERALLY? Just swallow one of these Gold Pills and all your glittery doo-doo dreams will come true. This product is totally for
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I'll wait for the non-boutique version with just regular glitter. Rip Taylor would love this.

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12 Bizarre and Weird Animals You Didn't Know Exist

12 Bizarre and Weird Animals You Didn't Know Exist | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
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Check out the octopus that looks like a pear.

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Class helps locals lose their Boston accent

And for some it can be wicked hahd. Produced by Scott LaPierre
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Both ways sound fine to me.

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The Crazy History of “Star Wars”

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“How Star Wars Conquered the Universe,” by Chris Taylor, doesn’t evoke the wonder of “Star Wars” so much as the strangeness of its vast success.
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Worth a read just to learn of the Wookey origin~!

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10 Bizarre Situations There’s Actually A Word For

10 Bizarre Situations There’s Actually A Word For | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
There are billions of words in the world, but there are an infinite number of situations and experiences to be had. Some experiences are so rare, we never think to name them.
Vloasis's insight:

Lay one of these words down on your next audience!

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Literary History's Best Celebrated Failures

Literary History's Best Celebrated Failures | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Whether you entertain delusions of grandeur or merely write to justify alcoholism, The Biographical Dictionary of Literary Failure is a book for you.

Via Charles Tiayon
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Bet you've never heard of Elise La Rue...(I hadn't).

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10 Ridiculous Pop Culture Jokes That Later Came True

10 Ridiculous Pop Culture Jokes That Later Came True | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
The public sometimes has trouble distinguishing reality from comedy. And while the best comedy has some basis in reality, that doesn’t seem to be what the comedians were going for in the following cases.
Vloasis's insight:

Teenage greasy faces are still an untapped source of energy.

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Artistic Ideas

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Funny little Art pic

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^ What to do when you've made too many raisins.

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Outlandish Pasadena Doo Dah Parade: ‘Crazy,’ ‘awesome,’ ‘fantastic’

Outlandish Pasadena Doo Dah Parade: ‘Crazy,’ ‘awesome,’ ‘fantastic’ | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
PASADENA >> A boisterous crowd cheered on unabashedly absurd shenanigans Saturday as the 37th Occasional Doo Dah Parade once again unleashed its unique brand of insanity on Pasadena.The peculiar procession once again stormed Colorado Boul...
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Hey, every city needs a doo dah parade!

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Ricky Gervais: 10 Erotic Bathtub Selfies That Will Probably Make You Pregnant

Ricky Gervais: 10 Erotic Bathtub Selfies That Will Probably Make You Pregnant | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Possibly NSFW...
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The Viking one...lol.

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'White Noise' For Your Nose Cancels Out Nasty Odors

'White Noise' For Your Nose Cancels Out Nasty Odors | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Scientists have high hopes for "white noise" for the nose.

It turns out that two researchers have found the mathematical formula to create an olfactory equivalent of "white noise," which they say could be used to cancel out any...
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Something white for my nose, you say?

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Allow Benedict Cumberbatch to Narrate an Explicit, Erotic Sherlock Sex Scene

Allow Benedict Cumberbatch to Narrate an Explicit, Erotic Sherlock Sex Scene | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it

For its December issue, Elle UK steps into Benedict Cumberbatch's "world of delicious contradiction." Delicious, it is. Cumberbatch uses rich, excessively descriptive language to pinpoint what...

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Keep in mind, this might be a potential sex scene with Watson.

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Man Caught Having Sex With A Chicken...AGAIN

"A man whose animal cruelty conviction led Indiana lawmakers to pass a law making sexual relations with animals a crime faces another charge of sexually abusing an animal. Forty-two-year-old...
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Chicken mills = no penalty. Lone pervert = four years in jail.

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"MORE WALKING (AND TALKING) DEAD: PART 2" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead Season 4

Rick is pretty sure that's not a thing... Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreading
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You're not the glue police, Rick!

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Oh snap! Popular sexting app Snapchat sued by sisters

Oh snap! Popular sexting app Snapchat sued by sisters | Vloasis humor | Scoop.it
Oh snap! Two sisters whose images have been closely tied to the popular sexting app Snapchat have sued its founder because their likeness is now associated with so-called 'snapchat sluts.'
Vloasis's insight:

The most eye-opening thing about this article, for me, was the assertion that the company's worth is 10 billion.  Holy crap...I hadn't heard of them until now!

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