Here's a satirical interpretation of the "hard work" media mavens go through just to bring you their catchy headlines for one particularly controversial story: Occupy Wall Street. (Inside Look at Headlines: How Are They Created?
Imagine this. A single ninja, standing silently by himself. Beside him sits a sign urging people to fight. Walking along the pathway, you notice said ninja, the sign, and lastly a foam sword laying at your feet. You pick it up. Seemingly from thin air, ninjas appear.