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trippy the clown will kill us all!

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trippy the clown will kill us all!

Thursday 5th of July 2012CHICAGO

News of a deadly outbreak sends millions panicking. Countries are put on high alert as the spread of mysterious, deadly toxin multiplies.

"It's only a matter of time before trippy the clown will kill you and everyone you know." said Dr. Paul Rathburg, a University professor who is the spokesman for the World Health Organization.

Contact with, or even being in the proximity of trippy the clown is known to trigger acute continuous, unstoppable farting, uncurable penis falls off disease, explosive nipple fingers, and a deadly soup of bacteria called continuous, unstoppable farting that shoots out of your nostrils.

"We now know that trippy the clown will kill, again and again and again, until none of us are left."

The first victim, "Victim Zero", was a young man who had a web design job, and worked for a well respected university. "He was perfectly fine when he went to work." Rathburg said in a telephone interview.

"After about 15 minutes, he had a case of anal face and collapsed on the floor. The autopsy clearly indicates he died from exposure to trippy the clown." Rathburg would not disclose the man's name or the precise place and time of his death for privacy reasons.

"Victim Zero" had perfect health. He had made four visits to his doctor in the year before his death for treatment of shitty purse. Rathburg mentions that there may not be a connection between the two incidents, but the WHO is investigating.

From this seemingly insignificant exposure, trippy the clown spread death quickly; killing most of the town. An emergency team was assembled in response to the situation, organized by Rathburg.

"We are almost certain we've contained trippy the clown, however the perimeter could be breached without any notice. We believe this is an international issue and it should be treated as a very serious problem. Nothing we know of can prevent future deaths." Dr. Rathburg stressed.

Exposure to trippy the clown is fatal, and scientists warn everyone to keep away from trippy the clown.

"trippy the clown may be the most horrible thing I have ever witnessed. There's no doubt, trippy the clown will kill us all." Rathburg said as he sobbed into the telephone.

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TRIPPY The Clown News Article: BY: METAL MAGAZINE

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TRIPPY the mad metal horror clown is at it again. Drinking, smoking and causing trouble.

Trippy The Clown's main goal in life is to take over the world by creating a metal record masterpiece so intense that even his idol, Ozzy Osbourne, will consider him a musical genius. Trippy’s surreal, satirical, and dark humored nature lampoons a wide-range of topics. Not to mention he hangs with celebreties such as ZAKK WYLDE of "Black Label Society" and also ROB ZOMBIE'S guitarist John5 to name a few.

This charismatic little super-beast will take you on a roller coaster ride full of humorous adventures that are forever changing. He currently resides in Hollywood California. TRIPPY lights a cigarette while we ask him a few questions.

 

Q- METAL MAGAZINE: "How often do you drink booze Trippy"

 

A- TRIPPY: "Every single waking fucking moment of my life man"

 

Q- METAL MAGAZINE: "It seems there's some hype about your new metal record that

you are currently working on. Tell us a little about that."

 

A- TRIPPY: "Oh, it's fucking fierce brotha. Imagine being out for a walk one day in

your peaceful neighborhood and all of a sudden millions of demons and zombies come swarming over the hills and then it starts raining blood and broken glass. Then just when you can't take it anymore, I show up throwing punches. After you listen to half the first song, I'm already feeding you to my fuckin monsters"

 

Q- METAL MAGAZINE: "What is your goal with all of this TRIPPY?"

 

A- TRIPPY: "My goal is to make the biggest fucking mosh-pit you've ever seen in your entire life and to take over the world. This is dumb. I'm outta here".

 

TRIPPY then lifts his little baby leg, farts and walks out the door.

 

All we can say here at METAL MAGAZINE is after being with this 3-foot tall little guy for 5 minutes gives me the creeps, but he is an extremely compelling character nonetheless. You can catch his frequently posted webisodes on Youtube or on his website: www.TrippyTV.com

 

In the mean time, sharpen your razors and summon the power of METAL!!!!

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TRIPPY THE CLOWN doing "Five To One" BY: The ... - Metal Injection | TRIPPY The Clown | Scoop.it

TRIPPY The Clown and Tim Phoenix and band execute this rendition of "FIVE TO ONE" by THE DOORS with absolute genius.

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trippy the clown will kill us all!

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trippy the clown will kill us all!

Thursday 5th of July 2012CHICAGO

News of a deadly outbreak sends millions panicking. Countries are put on high alert as the spread of mysterious, deadly toxin multiplies.

"It's only a matter of time before trippy the clown will kill you and everyone you know." said Dr. Paul Rathburg, a University professor who is the spokesman for the World Health Organization.

Contact with, or even being in the proximity of trippy the clown is known to trigger acute continuous, unstoppable farting, uncurable penis falls off disease, explosive nipple fingers, and a deadly soup of bacteria called continuous, unstoppable farting that shoots out of your nostrils.

"We now know that trippy the clown will kill, again and again and again, until none of us are left."

The first victim, "Victim Zero", was a young man who had a web design job, and worked for a well respected university. "He was perfectly fine when he went to work." Rathburg said in a telephone interview.

"After about 15 minutes, he had a case of anal face and collapsed on the floor. The autopsy clearly indicates he died from exposure to trippy the clown." Rathburg would not disclose the man's name or the precise place and time of his death for privacy reasons.

"Victim Zero" had perfect health. He had made four visits to his doctor in the year before his death for treatment of shitty purse. Rathburg mentions that there may not be a connection between the two incidents, but the WHO is investigating.

From this seemingly insignificant exposure, trippy the clown spread death quickly; killing most of the town. An emergency team was assembled in response to the situation, organized by Rathburg.

"We are almost certain we've contained trippy the clown, however the perimeter could be breached without any notice. We believe this is an international issue and it should be treated as a very serious problem. Nothing we know of can prevent future deaths." Dr. Rathburg stressed.

Exposure to trippy the clown is fatal, and scientists warn everyone to keep away from trippy the clown.

"trippy the clown may be the most horrible thing I have ever witnessed. There's no doubt, trippy the clown will kill us all." Rathburg said as he sobbed into the telephone.

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TRIPPY The Clown & ZAKK WYLDE | Rants n Reviews

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TRIPPY the clown hanging out with ZAKK WYLDE...To see more TRIPPY, go to: www.TrippyTV.comAuthor: TrippyTV_177Tags: Trippy the clown shane Gibson korn BLS SDMF...
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TRIPPY the mad clown

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Dread Central is the premier website for breaking news, original content and active community in the world of horror, covering movies, DVDs, games, collectibles, live events and music.

 

Trippy is the most famous on youtube. The most famous clown and the metal God. see all his shit on: www.TrippyTV.com

 

 

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Trippy The Clown's Single Fukers Of Fame

Trippy The Clown's Single Fukers Of Fame | TRIPPY The Clown | Scoop.it
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FEATURING:

TRIPPY THE CLOWN :

 

Song: "FUKERS OF FAME"

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