(Cut to a speaker at the microphone, addressing an extremely large crowd)
I would like to thank all of you for supporting me here today. Wow, it's been a good couple of centuries, hasn't it? (wild applause) Thank you, thank you. Well, we fought the good fight, we ran the race. I'd like to tip my hat to my opponent, Secular Pseudo-Tolerance, for winning this particular battle. (boos) Now, now. Let's be honest--because freedom allows us to be honest, and integrity compels it. I think people get used to me being around for them, and take me for granted. I like that, to be fair, when people act like I am an intrinsic right. No need to be showy about it. I'm a backgrounder kind of guy. But being a backgrounder may have hurt us here. People haven't felt the pain when religious liberty is suppressed in a while.
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