What is the ontological status of climate change? Is it real or not? Is it happening at an alarming apocalyptic rate or is it environmental hype driven by special eco-interests? Or is it somewhere in-between or some mix thereof? Or might it be something altogether different than what this common binary framing can allow? What if it was very real but not real in the way that we typically think (or feel) about "things out there" in the external world?