Via Miami New Times:
With Miami's primary elections rolling in on August 14, Banana Republican decided to do Dade a solid by tallying up the worst scalawags, scoundrels, and scumbags who weaseled onto the ballot. Rock the vote, long live democracy, and all that jazz.
But honestly, we'd rather you stay at home and watch Dr. Phil than vote for any of these folks...
(click headline for the list)