Today, an Amazon Kindle marketing associate says she fabricated the "cloud" and that it actually started as a bunch of files stored on a PC under her desk.
When informed of this news, Microsoft's Steve Ballmer said, "I knew it! I knew it! The whole idea was stupid from the start!" Ballmer has been famously reported to say that Microsoft is "all in" on cloud computing. "First they get me dancing around in YouTube videos like a giant sweating monkey, and now this," Ballmer said.