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There is always time to spend time with the family one just doesn't plan how to spend it.

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Dave Barry: Did somebody smell a rat? - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

Dave Barry: Did somebody smell a rat? - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | Syndicated journalist | Scoop.it
So we found out our house had rats. This surprised me. I always thought rats mainly hung out in gritty urban neighborhoods, and we live in Coral Gables, a grit-free community that keeps property values up by making pretty much everything illegal. You get fined for painting your house a non-approved color; if you left a tire in your yard, you’d get the death penalty. That’s how serious they are about property values in the Gables. So I just assumed it wasn’t zoned for rats.
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Apparently descent homes can't have any kind of pests(rats) because it takes away the descent of a person.

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Talks about how a day of barbecue became an expeiment of finding a way to light charcoal faster.

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THE LAST WORD, FOR NOW; HUMORIST GIVES JOKES A REST - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

THE LAST WORD, FOR NOW; HUMORIST GIVES JOKES A REST - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | Syndicated journalist | Scoop.it
There comes a time in the life of every writer when he asks himself - as Shakespeare, Tolstoy and Hemingway all surely asked themselves - if he has any booger jokes left in him. For me, that time has come.
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Last article as a columnist, and also his last words of thought in writing.

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State of health care -- and my forefinger - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

State of health care -- and my forefinger - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | Syndicated journalist | Scoop.it
Since I stopped writing my weekly column for The Miami Herald, people are always asking me: ''How do you like retirement?'' I explain to these people that I am NOT retired: I am doing lots of things outside of the public view, much like Vice President Biden. One of my main activities has been writing humor essays, which have just been published in the form of my new book, I'll Mature When I'm Dead. Here is an excerpt from one of those essays, a futile attempt to explain the U.S. health-care system.
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History of health care and its purpose to the world.

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Dave Barry: On soccer's big stage, nudity is the goooall! - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com

Dave Barry: On soccer's big stage, nudity is the goooall! - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com | Syndicated journalist | Scoop.it
The World Cup tournament is about to start, and all over America sports fans are asking the question: ``The World Cup? Is that tennis?''
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Soccer is one of the million sports played and the most liked. When the time of World Cup comes people do things without thinking.

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