Q:Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A:We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q:Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA). A:Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? (USA). A:A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA). A:Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is.......Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.