So when we last left off, I had bombed at a Story League contest. As I said, no one threw onion rings at me or anything, but let’s get real. That crowd was too skinny and gluten free to be eating onion rings.
But then came Shirlington! Who knew that the secret to my success lies in Shirlington? In Shirlington, there is free parking. In Shirlington, there are newly paved roads. In Shirlington, people tell stories at a reasonable hour, like 7 pm!