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Algorithm and Alchemy Announce Definitive Merger

SAN FRANCISCO, CA -The Marketplace of Ideas (a San Francisco based conceptual commodity exchange) announced a definitive merger agreement between two of its member concepts, Alchemy and Algorithm, ...
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Seattle dive bar becomes first to ban Google Glass

Seattle dive bar becomes first to ban Google Glass | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
Owner says 'it's because it's kind of a private place that people go.' Will other businesses follow? Read this article by Casey Newton on CNET News.
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The FCC Gets WEIRD to Relieve Wireless Overcrowding

The FCC Gets WEIRD to Relieve Wireless Overcrowding | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
WASHINGTON, DC – Sharpened Sticks has received confidential information regarding a three-pronged FCC contingency plan to deal with wireless spectrum overcrowding as well as the budgetary constraints brought on by the effects of the sequestration.
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Make the Move to the Free-Range Cloud NOW!

Make the Move to the Free-Range Cloud NOW! | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
You’re a good person.  You’re a responsible steward of the environment.  The fact that your organization has been rocking a hybrid cloud environment for two years says as much about you as the 3rd ...
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SATIRE: | Wintery Knight

SATIRE: | Wintery Knight | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
Economist and columnist Paul Krugman declared personal bankruptcy today following a failed attempt to spend his way out of debt. In a Chapter 13 filing to the United States Bankruptcy Court in the Southern District of New ...
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Evernotes From The Front

Evernotes From The Front | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
REDWOOD CITY, CA - Forcing 50 million users to change passwords in a single mega-push may be the most visible manifestation of recent hacking at Evernote, but it is far from the most disturbing. Ev...
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Mobile Commerce for the Best of Us

Mobile Commerce for the Best of Us | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
PARIS, FRANCE – LVMH, Hermes, and Sotheby’s International, in conjunction with the American Express Centurion (Black) Card, have quietly launched a new eCommerce initiative geared towards the top o...
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Apparently, Google IS a Nation

Apparently, Google IS a Nation | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
NEW YORK, NY - Andreessen Horowitz-backed venture, Rap Genius, has done it again.  They have just decoded a very disturbing announcement from Google:  The internet lifestyle giant plans to secede f...
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New Advertising Model Withers on VINE

New Advertising Model Withers on VINE | High Tech Satire | Scoop.it
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Despite some initial misgivings about the seemingly arbitrary 6-second time limit and an “unexpected” porn problem, Twitter’s recently launched looped-video micro-blogging app h...
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Man Denies Existence of The Cloud

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SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – James Caroll, a 37-year-old mid-level manager at Commonwealth Bank of Australia, a large Sydney-based financial institution, has recently been troubled by a persistent lack of f...
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