The public relations industry often seems like a vast sea of ineptitude, studded with fetid islands of grotesquerie. No more so than when approaching Valentine's Day.
This is PR Dummies. The worst of the worst, on a weekly basis. Among this press release's crimes:
1. Inability to avoid evoking the disturbing specter of forbidden man-pet love.
2. Horrible advice for single people.
3. Its existence.
[ARGHHH! Bad PR alert - JD]