Ho, ho, eeks, no! It seems there's always a shortage of spot-on Mr. Claus lookalikes. That means plenty of weird Santas to stuff in your sack.
No matter what Coca-Cola implied, not every Santa Claus can pull off the rosy-cheeked, red-suited look. Never mind the full white beard and jelly belly.
The demand for Santa lookalikes during the holidays means sometimes settling for a Kris Kringle who looks like the North Pole plucked him from a back alley knockoff store. Sure, he’ll still open his gift sack, but who cares about presents when visions of Santa dance in your nightmares?