Heard about MOOCs but far too busy doing more interesting things to sign up to one? Not sure if they're for you? Feeling pressure to be part of the "mooc crowd"? Keep signing up for MOOCs but keep getting that cba (can't be a****) feeling after the first week? Fear not, here's a handy list of tips to ensure you too can get maximum impact, increase your twitter followers, and look like you are at the heart of the next Mooc that takes your fancy.