Mesa man impaled on four-inch pool fence survives | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A witness tells ABC15 he heard a person moaning and walked outside to find a man stuck on a pool fence with a four inch piece of metal through his mouth.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing that got stuck inside your body?  I was golfing at a place called The Pines in Grand Rapids.  I was making my partner chase the cart as I was driving away and was not looking where I was going.  I drove into a pine tree and had an 8 inche branch impaled through my lip.