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School evacuated as pupil brings hand grenade to show and tell

School evacuated as pupil brings hand grenade to show and tell | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Students at a Newcastle school have been allowed to return to class, after they were evacuated when an 11-year-old girl brought in a hand grenade for "show and tell".

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing ya brought to show and tell.  What did your kid bring to school that caused the principal to call?

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Man shot empty bank

Man shot empty bank | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A man was arrested Thursday following allegations he tried to steal money from a bank after hours and fired a bullet into the unoccupied building.

 

TOPIC:  When did you witness a public meltdown?

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Police Officer Caught Masturbating on Video While on Duty |

Police Officer Caught Masturbating on Video While on Duty | | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
  A police sergeant in Santa Fe, New Mexico is in a bad situation after a video caught him masturbating while he was on duty.

 

TOPIC:  Where were you when you saw someone "pulling some taffy."

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Meth Lab Found In Walmart Restroom

Meth Lab Found In Walmart Restroom | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Of all the things a Walmart janitor comes across, meth labs are probably low on the list. Boaz Police say...

 

TOPIC:  I was in Wal-Mart and I couldn't believe I saw ______________________.

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DRUNKEN WEDDING GUEST WON'T STOP DIRTY DANCING WITH THE GROOM--POLICE CALLED--GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

DRUNKEN WEDDING GUEST WON'T STOP DIRTY DANCING WITH THE GROOM--POLICE CALLED--GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The Morning Journal is your source for all Northeast Ohio 24-hour breaking news, local news, sports, entertainment and more. View daily weather updates, watch videos and photos. Keep up with Northeast Ohio's News and Northeast Ohio local Sports.

 

TOPIC:  Who was biggest drunk at your wedding?  Why did the poilice show up at your reception?  What went wrong at your wedding?

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BRATTY KIDS TAKE ON FLIGHT CREW--PLANE LANDS AND POLICE TAKE FAMILY AWAY--SCOREBOARD FLIGHT CREW!!!

BRATTY KIDS TAKE ON FLIGHT CREW--PLANE LANDS AND POLICE TAKE FAMILY AWAY--SCOREBOARD FLIGHT CREW!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An Alaska Airlines crew radioed authorities Tuesday when two children refused to fasten their seatbelts on a flight from Long Beach to Portland, Ore.

 

TOPIC:  My kid did __________ at _________ to humiliate me.  Is it okay to discipline someone elses kid in public?  Has anyone gotten approached by someone they didn't know because they were spanking their kid?

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8 YEAR OLD LEADS POLICE TO THIEF OF iPAD

8 YEAR OLD LEADS POLICE TO THIEF OF iPAD | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  How has your kid busted YOU?  Adult things that your kid has done.

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Police: Man fires shots into crowd to impress girl

Police: Man fires shots into crowd to impress girl | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
According to the police report, Carlos R Turrelles Arias, 21, was trying to show off for a pregnant girl he had in the car when he got out of his silver Mazda on Southland and fired off several rounds.

 

TOPIC:  What happened when he said "watch this?"  How did he get hurt trying to impress you?

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Milwaukee police accused of performing illegal body cavity searches

Milwaukee police accused of performing illegal body cavity searches | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Seven officers and a supervisor at the Milwaukee police department have had their badges taken away after allegations surfaced that police have been conducting body cavity searches on suspects with no authority to do so.

 

TOPIC:  Biggest screw up you witnessed on the job?  You can also use this story as an excuse to ask women to call in that have "traded down" on their last name when they got married.   The officer in this story has the name of :  "Michael Vagnini"

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FIGHT ON NYC SUBWAY??? HERE COMES SNACKMAN!!!!!

Heading uptown on the 6 train, this woman sits down next to me. Then all of a sudden she jumps up and starts wailing this guy in the face. In complete disbel...

 

Topic:  This video was all over CNN yesterday.  Good excuse to launch into the topic of "when does a woman want her man to step in?"  If someone is hitting on her does she want to handle it herself?  If someone says something vulgar to her does she want her man to knock him out?  If another couple is fighting next to you does she expect you to step in?  A lot of ways to go here.

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BATMAN RUNS ON FIELD AT ORIOLES OPENER

A fan, dressed in a cape and Batman boxers, runs onto the field at the Baltimore Orioles opener. My Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/kyle_mace WashPost: http:/...

 

TOPIC:  Funny video from baseball's opening weekend.  This guy took a POUNDING from the cops at the end.  If this was a chick they would NEVER toss her around like this.  Women like to run on stage at concerts.  Who has done this?  What did the performer say to you?  What was the purpose in getting on stage (no one seems to know what to do when they get there)?

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Police: Boy catches grandpa naked on bed with dog

Police: Boy catches grandpa naked on bed with dog | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Florida man admitted he knew it was wrong to try to have sex with the family dog, according to a report.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing ya caught grandpa doing?  Strangest thing you walked in on.  When was the last time you saw your parents naked?

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MAN DRIVES CAR INTO HOUSE, GETS NAKED AND CHASES WOMAN DOWN THE STREET

MAN DRIVES CAR INTO HOUSE, GETS NAKED AND CHASES WOMAN DOWN THE STREET | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rossford Police are investigating an accident where they say a man drove his truck into a house, on top of a car, and into another building.

 

TOPIC:  Why did ya finally have to take away the car keys from your parents?

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