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Drunk Lawyer Locks Herself Out of Apartment, Tries to Break-In Via Garbage Chute, Almost Loses Arm

Drunk Lawyer Locks Herself Out of Apartment, Tries to Break-In Via Garbage Chute, Almost Loses Arm | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
On Friday night, a wasted lawyer locked herself out of her Manhattan apartment. Pretty standard stuff, right? I mean, who hasn't done that at some point?

 

TOPIC:  How did you hurt yourself breaking into your home?  Tequilia moments.

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Woman Sues McDonald’s, Blames Company for Making her Become a Prostitute

Woman Sues McDonald’s, Blames Company for Making her Become a Prostitute | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
theblaze.com - A woman is suing McDonald’s USA because she claims she was forced into a life of prostitution after she was wrongfully terminated by a franchise manager. Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What’s the story behind this one?

 

TOPIC:  I'm sure you probably have many people listening in the legal profession sooooo:  "Funniest reason a client called to have you defend them?  Silliest lawsuit.

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Ex-wife sues man for breaking up her marriage to Miss. mayor

Ex-wife sues man for breaking up her marriage to Miss. mayor | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The former wife of Southaven Mayor Greg Davis is seeking $1 million in a lawsuit against a 26-year-old Starkville, Miss., man who she says broke up her marriage by luring Davis away from her.

 

TOPIC:  How did you find out your better half was gay?  Is it worse to be dumped for a person of the opposite or same sex?

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