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Kodiak woman rescued after falling off 60-foot cliff while texting

Kodiak woman rescued after falling off 60-foot cliff while texting | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Kodiak woman rescued after falling off 60-foot cliff while texting - KODIAK Alaska - Emergency responders in Kodiak say they had to overcome the challenges of a cliff as well as an incoming tide to rescue a woman who fell 60 feet onto rocks.

 

TOPIC:  Dumbest way you injured yourself?  Texting injuries?  Where have you fallen from?

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Mesa man impaled on four-inch pool fence survives

Mesa man impaled on four-inch pool fence survives | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A witness tells ABC15 he heard a person moaning and walked outside to find a man stuck on a pool fence with a four inch piece of metal through his mouth.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing that got stuck inside your body?  I was golfing at a place called The Pines in Grand Rapids.  I was making my partner chase the cart as I was driving away and was not looking where I was going.  I drove into a pine tree and had an 8 inche branch impaled through my lip.

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Appellate Court Rules Man Can Sue Hospital Over ‘Excruciating’ Catheter Mishap

Appellate Court Rules Man Can Sue Hospital Over ‘Excruciating’ Catheter Mishap | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An appellate panel reversed a lower court's dismissal of a lawsuit filed against South Coast Medical Center in Laguna Beach by a man who claimed he suffered "excruciating pain and trauma" when a worker tripped on a hose, yanking a catheter from his...

 

TOPIC:   Any mishap that has to do with the groin is funny.  "Things that make ya go OWWWWWWW!"

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Radiologist banned after being found drunk at work in a Brisbane hospital

Radiologist banned after being found drunk at work in a Brisbane hospital | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A RADIOLOGIST has been conditionally banned for being drunk on the job - having consumed a litre of wine while working at a Brisbane public hospital.

 

TOPIC:  Tell us about your co-worker that gets hammered at the work place. I knew I had too much to drink when I did __________________."

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