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Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Back While Fighting Over The Walking Dead

Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Back While Fighting Over The Walking Dead | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rick Grimes on AMC's Walking Dead is allowed to shoot people—he lives in a TV zombie apocalypse (AMC).

 

TOPIC:  Dumbest fight I had was over ____________.

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Tow truck driver resists robbers who put wife in headlock, send bullet whizzing past his head

Tow truck driver resists robbers who put wife in headlock, send bullet whizzing past his head | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Manatee County sheriff's deputies were looking for two men who tried to rob a tow truck driver and his wife Sunday evening.

 

TOPIC:  Can't believe this guy almost got his wife killed.  Simple topic here:  Guys....why are you in the doghouse?

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10 felonies in nine hours--he even left a Cleveland Steamer on a desk of a law firm!!!!

10 felonies in nine hours--he even left a Cleveland Steamer on a desk of a law firm!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Metro police say they've never encountered a man quite like William Todd, who they say in just nine hours managed to wreak havoc on Nashville.

 

TOPIC:  What was your worst day EVER?

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Kentucky man detained after running Obama roadblock with 500 rounds of ammunition

Kentucky man detained after running Obama roadblock with 500 rounds of ammunition | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An eastern Kentucky man has been detained by federal authorities after allegedly running through a roadblock while carrying multiple firearms during President Barack Obama's visit to the Cincinnati region this month.

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing in your trunk right now.

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‘He Enjoyed Booze, Guns, Cars, and Younger Women Until the Day He Died’: Unrepentant Obituary Deemed ‘Best Ever’

‘He Enjoyed Booze, Guns, Cars, and Younger Women Until the Day He Died’: Unrepentant Obituary Deemed ‘Best Ever’ | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Michael "Flathead" Blanchard's obituary, published in the Denver Post on April 12, bears little resemblance to the standard "in memoriam."  Penned by Blanchard before his death, the obituary notes, among other things, that Blanchard was "weary of...

 

TOPIC:   Have members of the show (and listeners) write o-bits for other members of the show.  Good character defining bit.

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Deputies: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate

Deputies: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:   What went wrong when ya called for help?  Ask dispatchers to call in with dumbest 911 calls.  After _______ happened I'll never drink ______ again!

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