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Tom Cruise’s height: Do short men really have rotten personalities?

Tom Cruise’s height: Do short men really have rotten personalities? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
When news of the TomKat split erupted a couple of weeks back, I braced myself for the inevitable.

 

TOPIC:  Any truth to the short guy syndrome ladies?  Women that won't date a guy shorter than you no matter what tell us why.

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Things That Make You Undateable

Things That Make You Undateable | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Okay, we get that couples are more compatible when they share the same views on politics, religion, and what makes for a killer Saturday night.

 

TOPIC: This article is stupid but its a great topic.  What really makes someone undateable?  Here are a few from my experience:  Three or more cats, a stuffed animal collection on the bed, doesn't like the original 90210, won't eat french fries,  tofu is their favorite food.

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Kris Humphries Girlfriend Myla Sinanaj Likes her Coffee Black ....

Kris Humphries Girlfriend Myla Sinanaj Likes her Coffee Black .... | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Kris Humphries GF Myla Sinanaj is in a tight spot -- she's been dating a guy for 5 months who says he's single, trashing the in-laws of his estranged…...

 

TOPIC:  I think it's creepy that Kris Humphries is dating a look a like of Kim K.  Anyone marry someone that dated someone that looked like you?  I won't date blondes any more.  Anyone not date a certain "look" or "profession?"

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Is self-marriage for you?

Is self-marriage for you? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Whether it's the ultimate in narcissism or a form of accountability, the trend of people marrying themselves seems to be catching on.

 

TOPIC:I love this.  Does this mean you have to wear a ring?  I NEVER plan on living with someone ever again.   Don't have kids and don't want them.  Are people like me selfish or just being honest?

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You farted in front of him....now what?

You farted in front of him....now what? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Every couple will have awkward situation now and then. What matters is how you handle it. We talked to Judy Kuriansky, Ph.D., author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, for relationship advice on navigating these love dilemmas.

 

TOPIC:  Anyone NEVER let one go in front of their guy?  Is this the WORST possible thing that can happen?  How did you handle that "first" time.  Nothing like illustrating the absurd by being absurd.

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The Lies Everyone Tells on Dating Sites

The Lies Everyone Tells on Dating Sites | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Finding love online isn't easy. The prospect of meeting Mr. or Ms. Right seems to turn everyone into porn star used car salesmen. Luckily for you, dear dater, Vice's Brian Moylan knows exactly what everyone's lying about.

 

TOPIC:  On-line dating horror stories.  What lies have you come across.  How did you escape a bad on-line date?

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Bad Prom Stories - Bad Prom Experiences

Bad Prom Stories - Bad Prom Experiences | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Since it's prom season, we asked you to share your biggest prom fails with us. We're impressed at how badly these nights went.

 

TOPIC:  Pretty Simple..bad prom stories.  Where is your prom date now?  Might be fun to hook them up on the phone.  Losing virginity prom night?

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How to Get a Guy to Like You - How to Get a Man's Attention

How to Get a Guy to Like You - How to Get a Man's Attention | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
We consulted guys about the magic moves that hooked them to a girl.

 

TOPIC:  Who are these skirt-wearing men that give these pansy answers to Cosmo?  It's funny to go through the article.  Open the phones for both sexes.  He/She won me over when they did ________.

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Fun First Date Ideas - Sexy Date Ideas That I Think BLOW!!!

Fun First Date Ideas - Sexy Date Ideas That I Think BLOW!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Next time a new guy asks you out, propose one of these romantic yet guy-friendly date ideas.

 

TOPIC:  These suggestions are ridiculous.  How would the women REALLY feel if they went to play basketball?  Horrible first dates and great first dates; use this article to start off the topic or have the single female on the show pick a story or make one up and use it as a phone starter on a Monday.

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Signs of A Toxic Relationship - Decoding His Body Language

Signs of A Toxic Relationship - Decoding His Body Language | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Keep an eye out for these body language cues to see if you're dating a shady dude.

 

TOPIC:  What are some "douche bag" warning signs women should look for?

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How to Introduce Your Ex to Your New Boyfriend

How to Introduce Your Ex to Your New Boyfriend | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
In all the hubbub surrounding Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise...

 

TOPIC:  I say avoid introducing exes at all costs but if ya have kids its gonna happen.  Anyone have their current better half become friends with their ex?  Was your ex invovled in your wedding?  

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Cute Things Guys Do.....REALLY????? What Guy Does THESE?

Cute Things Guys Do.....REALLY?????  What Guy Does THESE? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Here are our favorite wack-yet-lovable stuff our men do.

 

TOPIC:  Any guy ya know do any of these ladies?   How about weird things your guy does.

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Swift and Mayer’s icy meet

Swift and Mayer’s icy meet | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The battle between John Mayer and Taylor Swift nearly came to a head Tuesday at West Hollywood’s starry Tower Bar, when the ex-lovers unexpectedly and uncomfortably came face-to-face.

 

TOPIC:  Running into the ex stories.  Pretty simple here.  My favorite was a buddy that was on a date and he runs into his ex on a date.  He and the ex ended up leaving the bar together.  They were fighting before they got home!!!

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Dating Men: What a Guy's Place Says About Him

Dating Men: What a Guy's Place Says About Him | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Take a good look around, advises Jake. His stuff reveals more than 10 dates could.

 

TOPIC:  First thing you made him throw out.  Any female see something in his place that almost made ya or DID make you call it off?  Besides the bathroom what do you look for in his place?  I always go to the bookshelf and see what she reads.

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BAD VANITY PLATES

BAD VANITY PLATES | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Many rejected for being profane....

 

TOPIC:  I firmly beleive you should NEVER date a person with a vanity plate--they have issues.  Thoughts?  Worst/best vanity plate you have seen.  Talk to people that have dated "vanity plate people"--more often than not they tend to high maintnence and insecure.

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Philly man asks ladies to complete survey after dates

Philly man asks ladies to complete survey after dates | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
New York has the Spreadsheet Dater -- and now Philadelphia sports its own Survey Lover!

 

TOPIC:  This guy has a lot of balls.  Is this a good idea?  What would your listeners put on a dating survey to be handed out after the first date?

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Lifesize Tebow cutout accompanies Iowan to her senior prom

Lifesize Tebow cutout accompanies Iowan to her senior prom | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Tim Tebow did his best Flat Stanley impression at the Kingsley-Pierson High School prom Saturday night.

 

TOPIC:  What comes to mind when you hear the words "senior prom?"   I think of two guys that showed up drunk, were gonna be thrown out, so they bolted for the woods in their white tuxes.  They hid out in the brush until it all cooled down and then left.  They DESTROYED their tuxes.  Everyone can relate to the word "prom."

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Financial Services Guy Uses Excel Spreadsheet For Match.com Dating

Financial Services Guy Uses Excel Spreadsheet For Match.com Dating | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
From pretending to be an Israeli spy to burning down an ex's parents' house, there's no shortage of press coverage when it comes to dating sociopaths in the financial industry

 

TOPIC:  How many people can you date at once?  Can you have sex with all or just one?  Who had the most dates in one week?  Ever get caught on a date by someone else you were dating?

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Phyllis Schlafly: Don’t date feminists!!!!

Phyllis Schlafly: Don’t date feminists!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  This story is so silly it's PERFECT for firing up the females listeners.  Make sure the "dick" on your show anchors this topic and AGREES with her.  Have him say "Feminists are really just lesbians that haven't come out of the closet."  Make sure the first two callers you put on the air are females that AGREE---that will REALLY fire up the females.  LMAO

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What Guys Fear on First Dates - What To Avoid On First Dates

What Guys Fear on First Dates - What To Avoid On First Dates | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
As cool as most guys try to play it your first time out together, chances are he's probably just as nervous as you are. We got experts to spill on the little things that secretly freak him out.

 

TOPIC:  First date freakshows.  What is an INSTANT relationship killer?

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