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Video shows principal holding a student’s head while he’s shocked with a stun gun, attorney says

Video shows principal holding a student’s head while he’s shocked with a stun gun, attorney says | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
"We want a change in the culture,” lawyer Todd Hollis said following a series of incidents in Pennsylvania's Woodland Hills School District.
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Steven Seagal banned from Ukraine after being branded national security threat

Steven Seagal banned from Ukraine after being branded national security threat | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Steven Seagal has joined fellow actor Gérard Depardieu on a blacklist of cultural figures barred from entering Ukraine.
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Sheriff’s office: Man enters home, discharges fire extinquisher, prays with resident

Sheriff’s office: Man enters home, discharges fire extinquisher, prays with resident | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
EAST UNION TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- A bizarre case prompted the Wayne County Sheriff's Office to issue a reminder for residents to lock their doors. In a video posted on the Wayne County Sheriff's Facebook page, Capt.
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'Hungry' burglar munches on sandwich, pickle in neighbor’s Rock Hill home, police say

'Hungry' burglar munches on sandwich, pickle in neighbor’s Rock Hill home, police say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Rock Hill man charged with burglary after breaking into his neighbor’s home Saturday to make a sandwich, according to a York County Sheriff’s Office report.
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Widower furious after funeral home refuses to cremate husband for discriminatory reason

Widower furious after funeral home refuses to cremate husband for discriminatory reason | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
An 82-year-old widower is suing Picayune Funeral Home in Mississippi because it refused to cremate his husband after they found out that he was gay.
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Man spends more than £25,000 on plastic surgery to become an elf

Man spends more than £25,000 on plastic surgery to become an elf | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Ares, Argentina, became obsessed with the world of elves, angels and fantasy beings after being bullied as a child.
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Lee County Sheriff's deputy makes inappropriate comment to female deputy

An internal investigation from the Lee County Sheriff's Office reveals a deputy called a female deputy "Captain Boobs."
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Raleigh restaurant sings "F the Police," officers say

Raleigh restaurant sings "F the Police," officers say | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Several members of law enforcement are disappointed and disturbed by what happened to the police officers at a Raleigh restaurant.
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'Father and son' recreate bath picture and no one can handle it

'Father and son' recreate bath picture and no one can handle it | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
It's fair to say that recreating old family photos can produce hilarious results. However, there are definitely some pictures that are better left untouched and a lot of peopl
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'I got 2 clips!' Impatient mom pulls out gun, threatens barber cutting son's hair

'I got 2 clips!' Impatient mom pulls out gun, threatens barber cutting son's hair | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police are looking for a woman who pointed a gun at a barber all because her son's haircut was taking too long.
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Chunky monkey named 'Uncle Fatty' gorges on tourists' food in Thailand

Chunky monkey named 'Uncle Fatty' gorges on tourists' food in Thailand | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The 33lb long-tailed macaque - nicknamed 'Uncle Fatty' - is being sent to a fat camp getting fed sweets and noodles by visitors to a floating water market in Bangkok, Thailand.
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Man dressed as giant asparagus to celebrate St George's Day slammed as 'mockery'

Man dressed as giant asparagus to celebrate St George's Day slammed as 'mockery' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

Worcester Cathedral said the fancy dress added a "bit of colour" to the religious service which was held to mark the start of the British Asparagus Festival
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Goodyear man accused of using stun gun on son for not doing his homework

Goodyear man accused of using stun gun on son for not doing his homework | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Goodyear man has been arrested for allegedly using a stun gun on his son for not doing his homework.
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Hollis man shot sons with BB gun as 'rite of passage,' state police say - Portland Press Herald

Hollis man shot sons with BB gun as 'rite of passage,' state police say - Portland Press Herald | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
James Pelletier, 46, is arrested and charged with two felonies.
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Helena woman faces felony for fight about lamp

Helena woman faces felony for fight about lamp | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Helena woman is charged with a felony on accusations she attacked a man while attempting to take a lamp from his motor home.
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Scooter driver uses cell phone as headlight, is stopped

Scooter driver uses cell phone as headlight, is stopped | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Cell phones have plenty of uses, but headlight isn't one of them.
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Man who police say is married to mother, daughter at the same time faces new charges

Man who police say is married to mother, daughter at the same time faces new charges | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Christopher I. Hauptmann, 43, of Shamokin, has been definitely identified through finger prints as Christopher Edward Buckley, who has a felony drug conviction in New Jersey, chief county Detective Degg H. Stark said.
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Michigan funeral home mix-up puts wrong body in casket

Michigan funeral home mix-up puts wrong body in casket | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Flint, MI (WNEM) -- Mourners arrived at a Flint funeral home to pay their respects and found a stranger in the casket. "I told them 'that ain't our mama,'" said Maurice Dunn.
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Drunk, naked Florida man destroys mailboxes with machete

Drunk, naked Florida man destroys mailboxes with machete | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A drunk Florida man was walking down the street naked and destroying mailboxes with a machete
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Officers: Woman agreed to swap sex for $25, fast food

Officers: Woman agreed to swap sex for $25, fast food | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) — Florida authorities have charged a woman with prostitution after she agreed to perform a sex act on an undercover detective for $25 and chicken McNuggets. The Miami Herald reports (http://hrld.us/2qifQeA) 22-year-old…
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Florida principal in hot water after instructing staff that “white students should be in the same class”

Florida principal in hot water after instructing staff that “white students should be in the same class” | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Hoffman only sought to separate white students from the rest of the student body; Hispanic, Asian and multiracial students were not mentioned in any context.
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Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats

Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people's cats | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Why would someone go around shaving other people's cats?
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Father says ‘demonic’ ex-wife took God from daughter’s life

Father says ‘demonic’ ex-wife took God from daughter’s life | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
His “demonic” model ex-wife took God out of his daughter’s life, an investment banker claims in a Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit.



Bear Stearns financier Manuel Asensio, 62, who once slammed his ex, Emilie Bosak, in a suit as having “demonic capacities,” is back in court because she took their daughter to St. Barts for Easter without his OK.

When the banker and Bosak split in 2011, they agreed to “consult” each other about their now 12-year-old daughter’s education, religion and health matters and to keep each other informed if the girl left the city, court papers say.

Now Asensio, in the suit that asks for unspecified damages, alleges she has ceased all religious education and stopped taking the girl to church.

Bosak could not be reached for comment.
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Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen

Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The men have been seen in the Alpena and Rogers City area.
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Ohio man arrested after calling 911 to request police dog for stolen heroin

Ohio man arrested after calling 911 to request police dog for stolen heroin | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A Bath Township, Ohio man was arrested after he called 911 requesting a police dog and reporting that heroin was stolen from him.
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