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Deputies: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate

Deputies: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:   What went wrong when ya called for help?  Ask dispatchers to call in with dumbest 911 calls.  After _______ happened I'll never drink ______ again!

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CK man arrested for dropping pants, filming students' reactions

CK man arrested for dropping pants, filming students' reactions | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Craig E. Donelson, 56, was charged by county prosecutors Tuesday with voyeurism. He remains in the Kitsap County jail.

 

TOPIC:  When is the last time you mooned or were mooned?  Is this something only guy's do?  Be fun to hear female mooning confessions:  "Hi.  My name is ___________ and I am a mooner."

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Octomom Poses Nude for Rent Money

Octomom Poses Nude for Rent Money | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Octomom is so desperate for money, she did what she swore she would never do -- pose nude for cash.Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless ...

 

TOPIC:  In today's economy it might be interesting to hear some legitimate ways people are making some extra cash.  I know someone that makes $200 a week taking surveys on-line.  Have show members write down a piece of paper how much it would take THEM to pose nude.  Can the listeners guess the amount?

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SO THE LINGERIE LOUNGE WANTS TO HAVE A FUND RAISER FOR TRAYLON MARTIN--BAG OF SKITTLES FOR NO COVER AND FREE WINGS UNTIL 11:30--MASSIVE FAIL!!!!!

SO THE LINGERIE LOUNGE WANTS TO HAVE A FUND RAISER FOR TRAYLON MARTIN--BAG OF SKITTLES FOR NO COVER AND FREE WINGS UNTIL 11:30--MASSIVE FAIL!!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
theGRIO REPORT - A line on the flyer which said, 'Everyone free B4 11 with an empty bag of Skittles,' sparked the controversy...

 

TOPIC:  Dumbest themed party you went to.  Worst idea ever at the work place.

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What Happens When Moms Tell Their Daughters They're Too Fat?

What Happens When Moms Tell Their Daughters They're Too Fat? | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
What Happens When Moms Tell Their Daughters They're Too Fat?: The new issue of Vogue offers a disturbing essay by one who does jus...

 

TOPIC:  The worst and the best advice you got from your mother.

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MORON BRINGS INJURED BOBCAT FOUND IN ROAD BACK TO HIS HOUSE!!!

MORON BRINGS INJURED BOBCAT FOUND IN ROAD BACK TO HIS HOUSE!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  Who has the most pets in their house?  Strangest thing ya found on side of the road?  Strangest thing your better half brought home without calling you first?

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8 YEAR OLD LEADS POLICE TO THIEF OF iPAD

8 YEAR OLD LEADS POLICE TO THIEF OF iPAD | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  How has your kid busted YOU?  Adult things that your kid has done.

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WOMAN HAS MELT DOWN AND THROWS COFFEE AT CAR!

WOMAN HAS MELT DOWN AND THROWS COFFEE AT CAR! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A passenger accused of tossing a cup of coffee at the other vehicle and it went through the partially opened window.

 

TOPIC:  PMS meltdowns.  Ladies...when did you TOTALLY lose it?

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NAKED, DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES

NAKED, DRUNK AND LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

Naked drink-driver rolled 4WD on cigarette quest: 

 

TOPIC:  Strangest place you were caught naked.  Where did you see someone ya didn't know naked?

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NH Woman Plants Flowers, Gets Sued

NH Woman Plants Flowers, Gets Sued | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The grounds around Kimberly Bois' condo are filled with daisies, bearded irises, lavender, and hydrangeas … a piece of floral serenity that's getting Bois sued. The Atlantic Pointe condo... Crime & Courts News Summaries.

 

TOPIC:  Condo commandos.  Bad neightbor stories.

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Private jets, 13 mansions and a $100,000 mobile home just for the dogs: Televangelists 'defrauded tens of million of dollars from Christian network'

Private jets, 13 mansions and a $100,000 mobile home just for the dogs: Televangelists 'defrauded tens of million of dollars from Christian network' | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Among purchases, the network founded by Paul and Jan Crouch, is accused of misappropriating its 'charitable assets' toward a $50 million jet, 13 mansions and a $100,000-mobile home for Mrs Crouch's dogs.

 

TOPIC:  What is okay to take from work (pens, paper, big screen tv's?).  Biggest thing an ex-employee took from your workplace.

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Denise Richards Vacationing With Richie Sambora And His Daughter Ava! | Radar Online

Denise Richards Vacationing With Richie Sambora And His Daughter Ava! | Radar Online | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
by Radar Staff Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are taking their renewed romance to a whole new level.

 

TOPIC:  Ever date an ex?  Ever re-marry someone you divorced?

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Oy! They think they're comedians in West Boca

Oy! They think they're comedians in West Boca | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
"My wife said she wants something that goes from zero to 150 in six seconds.

 

TOPIC:  Quick jokes your dad or grandpa used to tell over and over again.

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Man tags own home: Neighbors dislike graffiti — and message

Man tags own home: Neighbors dislike graffiti — and message | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Residents are outraged that a home was tagged on their street. The twist is that the homeowner spray painted it himself. Now residents say the eyesore is turning their street into a parade route for all the wrong reasons.

 

TOPIC:  Worst thing in your neighbor's yard.  Maybe this can also be a photo contest where people take pictures of offensive/tacky items in their neighbor's yard, text to you, and have voting on station website.  Lawncare for the summer as grand prize?

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Whitney Houston Cocaine: Raffles Van Exel Admits To Removing Evidence From Singer's Hotel Room

Whitney Houston Cocaine: Raffles Van Exel Admits To Removing Evidence From Singer's Hotel Room | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
After the L.A. County Coroner's Office confirmed that cocaine was involved in Whitney Houston's death, many were left wondering why, if the illegal substance was found in the legend's system, there were no traces of the drug in her hotel room.

 

TOPIC:  The guy that admits to cleaning up the room is named "Raffles Van Exel."  Are you kidding me?  Easy topic:  Silliest REAL names.

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JetBlue captain goes berserk on NYC-to-Vegas flight

JetBlue captain goes berserk on NYC-to-Vegas flight | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
A JetBlue captain went berserk on a flight from Kennedy Airport to Las Vegas today in an incident that forced the plane to make an emergency landing, passengers and authorities said.

 

TOPIC:  Where have you seen "crazy?"  Tell us about someone making the "Grand Exit" (quitting their job by freaking out and then being walked out of the building).

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Brawl at Hacienda restaurant, some 30 people fight over stolen cell phone

Brawl at Hacienda restaurant, some 30 people fight over stolen cell phone | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Police were called to Hacienda restaurant Wednesday night for a report of a large fight with 30 people.

 

TOPIC:  Fights at restaurants (Great Chuck E Cheese stories will come).  Dumbest thing ya fought over?  Fights at inapproriate places (weddings, church, etc).

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One Direction give first performance since hitting No1 on US charts to hordes of female fans

One Direction give first performance since hitting No1 on US charts to hordes of female fans | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The boys, who reportedly had 20 bodyguards each, were met with hordes of female fans at the packed-out Dallas stadium where they performed just four songs.

 

TOPIC:  Who was your teen-age crush?  What posters did you have on your wall as a kid?  What band memorabillia do you still have?  (Cup one of the New Kids drank out of, etc).

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Facebook May Not Be So Friendly For Those With Low Self-Esteem

Facebook May Not Be So Friendly For Those With Low Self-Esteem | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it

TOPIC:  Facebook fights.  Anyone break up because of facebook?  Is it normal or weird to have the password to your better half's facebook page?

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Wife uses porn to turn on hubby

Wife uses porn to turn on hubby | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
QUESTION: My husband and I are very busy — work and kids take up a lot of our daily lives. I recently found that if I want sex and I link my husband to a porn site I like, I get very good results.

 

TOPIC:  Any other woman do this?  Do ya bring the lap-top in bed?  Any guy out there upset because his WOMAN is watching too much porn?

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I’ve picked my wedding dress, song, bridesmaids, church, cake ...now I just need a groom

I’ve picked my wedding dress, song, bridesmaids, church, cake ...now I just need a groom | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
STUDENT Rearna has spent months planning her big day even though she’s SINGLE...

 

TOPIC:  Anyone else have their wedding dress but no man?  

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Miss Universe Canada Pageant Disqualifies Contestant Who Was Born A Boy

Miss Universe Canada Pageant Disqualifies Contestant Who Was Born A Boy | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Miss Universe Canada Pageant Disqualifies Contestant Who Was Born A Boy: Jenna Talackova, who was born a boy but underwent hormone the...

 

TOPIC:  Biggest secret you found out about your better half's past.  Biggest secret you are keeping from your better half.

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IF YA WANNA PLAY CHESS---YA GOTTA COVER UP THE CHEST!

IF YA WANNA PLAY CHESS---YA GOTTA COVER UP THE CHEST! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
Thinking of playing competitive chess anywhere overseas? You better bring more than your A-game. In fact, anyone who wants a checkmate should come in a top that covers her decolletage......

 

TOPIC:  Is it okay for women to dress sexy for more success at work?  Anyone been told to cover up by the boss?

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HORSE HEAD IN BACK OF PICK-UP!!!!

HORSE HEAD IN BACK OF PICK-UP!!!! | MORONS MAKING THE NEWS | Scoop.it
The grisly discovery of a severed horse's head in the back of a pickup truck parked in the driveway of a home on Valley Way in Niagara Falls, Ont., ha...

 

TOPIC:  Strangest thing in your car right now

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